Posted January 14, 2015
ddickinson: Well that depends on your definition of what Hell is. I have certainly been in situations I would consider Hellish and that made me feel like Hell. Would that count?
Some of the calamities that have befallen you do most certainly qualify as Hell on Earth (not referring to Doom II), so sadly that does count, yes. ddickinson: If so, then I have only to visit the land of the Swiss to find out which is the coldest place. :-)
The prices here will send cold shivers down your spine but I'm sure you'd still like it here, lots of quaint little castles from centuries past, plus a gazillion mountains and lakes. Maybe you could even see the ibex you're so fascinated with. The country certainly deserves to be on anyone's travel bucket list. I suggest waiting till you're old & rich and visiting then. ddickinson: I read recently that parts of the US were colder than the surface of Mars last week, and Mars is often held as a Hellish planet.
Must be a conspiracy to troll Al Gore. ddickinson: You know I was only playing about the Steam thing, I don't see any problem with people using what they want. I would never wish to cause any bad feeling to someone who uses Steam and I apologise if my joking ever has that effect.
Surely, you must know that I know that you are joking and that I am joking back at your jokes. Or am I? Maybe I really do believe some people can fart rainbows :O ddickinson: I have fallen of a horse a few times, and been thrown off. Usually landing on grass or mud. I have never been a big fan of riding horses, I don't mind them and they are beautiful animals, but I am not overly keen on riding them, possibly due to me getting thrown off when I was younger. I do ride them now and then with friends, but that's about it.
You know, I prefer donkeys and camels over horses as transportation methods. I've tried donkeys and they are much cheaper to rent than horses and can go in places where horses simply can't. Donkeys are like a 4x4 Toyota Landcruiser, horses may look nicer like a Jaguar/Rolls Royce but get stuck in terrain donkeys master with ease. I also prefer camels over horses because camels are harder to fall off from and they can go pretty damn fast, too. Horses eat way too much food and that's why they are much more expensive to maintain, or so I've been told.
ddickinson: I'm sure the charity work will be more then enough, but I'm sure your other helpful tasks will help ensure you escape the grasp of Lucifer. Failing that, your GOG cohorts will ride to your aid and help you fight you way back to the land of GOG.
Would they? I don't know... If they themselves weren't stuck in the 4th circle with the hoarders, that is :/ No, not really. That was really just a joke. Actually, I know people who are twice as old as me but deserve less than half the respect of some people half of half my age. I give everyone the same basic respect, whether it's a little kid or an old person doesn't matter. What they do with that initial basic respect is entirely up to human free will :)
ddickinson: Is it so hard to believe that I have not been a bad person? I would not say I am squeakily clean, nor would I say a paragon of all that is righteous, but I do not really think I have ever gone out of my way to perform any bad deeds.
It is sort of hard to grasp, yes. But you're not the only one here in that regard, just a very good example. There are quite a number of others among the regulars (trentonIf, just to name another extreme example) who leave no trace of evil in their wake. And yes, I know that banter doesn't count as evil, of course. Anway, that befuddles me as it is kinda weird to encounter people who behave -nice- on the internet. We do see a fair share of more troll-like and confrontation-happy people here too who balance things out a bit and that's fine in my book as I sometimes get weirded out by the niceness of the Gogosphere, wondering if people really are that nice or just holding back significant aspects of themselves. At what point is it manners beneficial to peace and order and at what point is it a bit unfortunate as many interesting opinions are never going to be heard, and interesting discussions never held? Such a fine line, never quite defined. Ever elusive!
Sometimes I feel that this forum could need a little more "poison" from some, and less "poison" from others, in order to achieve the perfect dose.
ddickinson: Life is too short to spend doing unkind things to people. You should not mistake playful banter on a forum as something more sinister. In fact, if I had been there when you had your tongue stuck, I would have been worried about you and trying to help get you free, rather than joke about it (when I read the part about there still been bits of tongue stuck there the next day I thought awww poor awalterj, not ha ha ha).
I wouldn't be offended if you did laugh. If it was something that I'm too uncomfortable about then I probably wouldn't have shared the story to begin with, or at least would have presented it in a less silly matter. Though being entirely un-silly is hard for me to achieve. I find a little self-parody entirely important in life, even if it's not a laughing matter. There are limits, of course. ddickinson: As for the secrets, well who doesn't have secrets, especially on an internet forum? There is only one person in the whole world who knows me inside and out, someone I can honestly say I have no secrets from whatsoever. On the forum there are some things that only a few people on the forum know about, even fewer in any detail. And there are only one or two people on the forum who know something else, and only one of them in any detail.
One person who knows everything is already a lot, I couldn't claim the same. All dead hoho...just kidding. I'd rather not know too much, lest I'd have to fend off assassins all the time due to me being a liability. Knowing that there are dark secrets (as in calamities a person has caused, not calamities that have befallen them) is enough.
Post edited January 14, 2015 by awalterj