Remember, kids:
https://no-shave.org/

This actually makes sense considering my long held belief that getting a haircut is what gave me cancer.

I just have a fear of women with scissors. Had a few "incidents".

John Bobbitt, is that you?

No thanks, I look even worse than usual with sparsely growing stubble

No thanks. I just got a haircut. It was getting hard to sleep and use headphones with so much hair.

Only if he spent 6 weeks in a coma. And she's the one the city offered protection to.

I have been asked three times today if my not shaving is because it is November. I'm only allowed to shave once a week or else my face puffs up.

When I worked at Eckard Drug Store, I was told I was one of six employees their customer service line had a script for to explain my medical conditions. Considering people would come in and quote my condition to me, I have a feeling it was true.

Also true was people were calling in to complain about me not shaving, the tremour, etc.

that's... weird. what's the beef with beards?

Don't look professional.

I'm sure people were calling more about the tremour than anything.

Seriously, I think people complain for the sake of complaining. If you were good at your job, then what difference does some stubble make? And as for complaining about a tremour - something you can't control - that's just outright loathsome.

I thought this month was called No-Wham-Ber

My No-Shave November lasted about 7 months, but I kept the middle bit for a billygoat-ee. Looks goofy but I like it. And the wife hasn't complained.

Sorry, not gonna work for me. I have to shave if I don't want to look like I'm trying for the worlds worst young Obi-Wan cosplay.