Posted February 08, 2020
I've just gotten my flu shot. How soon may I expect my flu?
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
JackknifeJohnson
Solo
Registered: May 2019
From United States
Posted February 25, 2020
I don't know, man. I don't even play GWENT.
PhilD
uh-huh, sure.
Registered: Mar 2011
From United States
Posted February 26, 2020
Hey look, an octopus!
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted February 29, 2020
Today is February 29th.
That is all.
That is all.
Gerin
AB Normal
Registered: May 2010
From United States
Posted February 29, 2020
All I can know is, if somebody tries to beat my sword into a plowshare, I'll shoot him.
HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
Posted March 02, 2020
If anyone would like to go with, I'm leaving right now.
matterbandit
Registered: Oct 2014
From Canada
Posted March 02, 2020
The difference between the introvert that I am and my lively, sociable kittens is quite simple to grasp: the litter is always full.
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted March 02, 2020
Someone asked me what's the difference between ignorance and apathy.
I don't know, and I don't care.
I don't know, and I don't care.
matterbandit
Registered: Oct 2014
From Canada
Posted March 02, 2020
Every other day, I donate a bag of groceries to the local food bank because my fridge is always empty.
HunchBluntley
language geek
Registered: Jul 2014
From United States
Posted March 03, 2020
Squares, the lot of 'em!
matterbandit
Registered: Oct 2014
From Canada
Posted March 06, 2020
I've got a sweet tooth, which explains why I'm always dying for dark chocolate. The longevity benefits of cocoa-dense chocolate helped curb my dying and added some extra years to my life.
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted March 06, 2020
Nobody knows the troubles I've seen.
Because I never talk about them.
Because I never talk about them.
oldgamebuff42
Core Commander
Registered: Mar 2016
From United States
matterbandit
Registered: Oct 2014
From Canada
Posted March 08, 2020
My non-gamer work colleague wants me to sign a petition for the removal of violence in video games because when he was a child, his dog was killed by a truck driver who fell asleep at the wheel.
TwoHandedSword
Sharp tongue, rapier wit, cutting sense of humor
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
Posted March 11, 2020
Ah, spring! That time of year when a young man's thoughts first turn to... Claritin. Achoo!