Ecoute-moi, listen to me, ASCOLTA ME LAZARE !!!

I'll have the beefsteak with gravy.
...Chicken gravy, if you please.

Percival may be the 16th factor, but remember the soup.

Ultracold plasmas think they're sooo hot, but in reality they've really just lost it.

Infla vor wet rust.

I put it in my barrel and roll it down the hill.

Not enough people read the threads they post in anymore.
Anyone got a spare key for Shadow Warrior 2013? I can trade you this tasty can of roasted salmon in springwater.

Look at what love did to Kate Beaton and Abby Howard. LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO HARK A VAGRANT AND JSPH !! LOOK AT IT !!!

There is a lesson there.

I'm ending 2018 on a high note, and then I'm gonna give it a rest.

Perhaps I just don't understand art. Funny how a lead character in a movie with a feminist slant gets everything handed to her without earning it in any way. So yeah, just like how when you take a shit on someone's floor you're subverting the expectations of how a guest should act.

I dropped a Slinky off the roof, just so I could say that spring was in the air.

Terminal mistake not implemented

-From Whale ate its parents

Do you like dinosaurs?

-GOG is second to none, so they're first.
-No they're second to none.
-So then who's first?
-No one.
-So they're first?
-No, they're second.
-What happened to first?
-It's gone.
-Why?
-Don't know.
-But where did it go?
-Can't say.
-Is it gone for good?
-Who knows, but it still blows.