He was wearing it on the left side of his pants that day, I guess. :P

Why, oh why, does it always seem to rain on Tuesdays?

That'll give the Jerries something to think about!

But if you're gifted a watch, there's no present like the time.

The pictures weren't even that interesting, though.
...Well, maybe if you like poorly-lit wildlife porn. :P

Relevant.

did I mention RimWorld?

When you name your heavy metal band after the heaviest metal known to man.

The Eagles did, you idiot.

I was raised by a coffee cup

I miss that comic with a Non Sequitur name.

but if we combine the bananas, then I think we'll really be on to something.

Is there a problem in Computer science that:

* Can't be solved in polynomial time
* Can be solved in faster than exponential time
?

By the way, one Galaxy feature request:
* Add a feature that checks whether it is possible for a game to be stuck in an infinite loop. This feature must work all the time, and it must not, itself, get stuck in an infinite loop.

While the vast majority of my fellow Americans all got to sleep an extra hour last night, I had to work an extra hour. Yay me.