You're not coming up here for the hunting, are you.

I guess it's time to unfurl the flag.

Mark Zuckerburg? More like Fart Fuckerburg! Amirite!?...Geddit? Eh? Eh?

The road? We don't need roads where we are going!

It was a portmanteau of "harlot" and "manatee", and was quite insulting.

Yes, there was nothing silly about any of those.

"Everyone's out to get you, mutherfuker!"

That's fallaciously bandwagon-ee! I'll tell you! Tellus has never been round, nor has it ever been that watery like a frowning chimp on a band-wagon summit.

Seems like a good time for another coat of paint.

They say logs don't rot on the same spot as they make sound, but then again, who can really hear a screaming wife when the forest is silent...

I feel like the prison exercise yard would be a really bad place to suddenly yell, "Group hug!"

I wonder if screaming "prepare to be invaded by the porkies" with a wood sword on an anger management meeting by pre-neo-snowflakes actually could get me some extra xp points, or if I need a special gem for that...

You wanna get nuts?! Let's get nuts!

There are only five Platonic solids, more technically called regular convex polyhedra: the tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron and icosahedron. You most likely know them as the standard set of D&D dice.