Saara Aalto was tremendous.

Just as long as it's Halal.

Oh, sorry, that's a sequiter.

Pubes!

Recreating grandma's ginger-bread:

1 Rotten Egg that nobody wanted
650g going hell march
250g Dark omen
150g Strait jackets
1 ts of STFU
3/4 of both kids
1 ts of "I love you"
1 ts of something brown
2 ts impalpable natronial
150g juicy slickilicky

All is tempered like an old rebus writing dry mouse jokes. It should suit me even better if my account runs for 175 degrees of presidents.

EDIT: Kinda silly when only 7 naked figures are staged on the demo scene... go figure O.o

It's a rather chilly (?) -3 Kelvins over here.

Actually, excuse me: I need to divide by zero.

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rabbit

♪ <i>IIIIIIII lob a grenade!</i> ♫

Must remember to bring a large consignment of high-quality butcher's bacon with me when I head back to university

My wife accused me of never being there when she needs me. My non-sequitur reply was, "Huh? I have never once heard you say, 'Sweety, are you there?' when I wasn't there."

But if she falls over in a forest and you're not there to hear her, does she still believe back-dated stock options are ethical quandaries?

J. Pierpont Morgan.

... and me without a spoon.

But wouldn't the orange juice just taste like turpentine then?

I don't know, man, the bear seemed pretty into it....