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zeogold: *jumps into thread and lands on sunshinecorp's head*
What'd I miss, guys?
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sunshinecorp: *uses zeogold as a hammer to reluctantly hit omega64 with*
*dies from the impact*
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omega64: *dies from the impact*
I WAS NEVER HERE.
RIGHT ZEOGOLD?
NEVER HERE.
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omega64: *dies from the impact*
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sunshinecorp: I WAS NEVER HERE.
RIGHT ZEOGOLD?
NEVER HERE.
*wipes scene for traces of self, places gun in sunshinecorp's hand, and flees*
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zeogold: *wipes scene for traces of self, places gun in sunshinecorp's hand, and flees*
We never even had a gun! He's not even shot!
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zeogold: *wipes scene for traces of self, places gun in sunshinecorp's hand, and flees*
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sunshinecorp: We never even had a gun! He's not even shot!
Tell that to the judge, ya crook!
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zeogold: Tell that to the judge, ya crook!
Wait, am I being set up for a nonsensical court?!
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zeogold: Tell that to the judge, ya crook!
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sunshinecorp: Wait, am I being set up for a nonsensical court?!
You are fooled. omega64 is just playing dead. Octopus are very flexible and won't die so easily from impact.

Dies from fire or starvation, yes, dies from impact? See this and tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=949eYdEz3Es
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Gnostic:
Why don't YOU ever join the court?
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Gnostic:
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zeogold: Why don't YOU ever join the court?
See the frequency of my post, I will just hold everybody up.
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zeogold: Why don't YOU ever join the court?
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Gnostic: See the frequency of my post, I will just hold everybody up.
*dramatic sobbing*
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sunshinecorp: Wait, am I being set up for a nonsensical court?!
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Gnostic: You are fooled. omega64 is just playing dead. Octopus are very flexible and won't die so easily from impact.

Dies from fire or starvation, yes, dies from impact? See this and tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=949eYdEz3Es
That is one flexible octopus

*continues playing dead as Sunshinecorp gets hauled off by the police*
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Gnostic: You are fooled. omega64 is just playing dead. Octopus are very flexible and won't die so easily from impact.

Dies from fire or starvation, yes, dies from impact? See this and tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=949eYdEz3Es
Obviously you've never been hit in the head with a zeogold.
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omega64: That is one flexible octopus

*continues playing dead as Sunshinecorp gets hauled off by the police*
HEY!
Post edited June 20, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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zeogold: Why don't YOU ever join the court?
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Gnostic: See the frequency of my post, I will just hold everybody up.
You're right, the post hardly ever arrives on time.
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Gnostic: You are fooled. omega64 is just playing dead. Octopus are very flexible and won't die so easily from impact.

Dies from fire or starvation, yes, dies from impact? See this and tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=949eYdEz3Es
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sunshinecorp: Obviously you've never been hit in the head with a zeogold.
It is not OK for me to be hit on the head, but it might be OK for Omega. Since his 130 million IQ-raising neurons are located not in his brains but along his eight tentacles

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/severed-octopus-arms-have-a-mind-of-their-own-2403303/?no-ist
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Gnostic: It is not OK for me to be hit on the head, but it might be OK for Omega. Since his 130 million IQ-raising neurons are located not in his brains but along his eight tentacles

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/severed-octopus-arms-have-a-mind-of-their-own-2403303/?no-ist
I am well aware of how awesome and advanced and intelligent and alien and ancient an octopus is, but I'm also well aware that it's fuckin' tasty grilled or marinaded.