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tinyE: Before I take off I just wanted to personally thank fortune_p_dawg for not asking me how it is I know that about phone sex lines. :P
Your internet connection is really slow?
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: There is a secret cutscene. Choose the 5x Boko Haram "animal" for sex. Press the "oral" button (the one that makes the 5 men face you and play it). Then press ejaculate. Instead of the normal 2x explosions and grunting, there are 3x and with graphical representation (the bleach the prophet white)!
Bukkake?
Post edited February 11, 2015 by toxicTom
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tinyE: Before I take off I just wanted to personally thank fortune_p_dawg for not asking me how it is I know that about phone sex lines. :P
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toxicTom: Your internet connection is really slow?
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: There is a secret cutscene. Choose the 5x Boko Haram "animal" for sex. Press the "oral" button (the one that makes the 5 men face you and play it). Then press ejaculate. Instead of the normal 2x explosions and grunting, there are 3x and with graphical representation (the bleach the prophet white)!
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toxicTom: Bukkake?
Yeah. But the ugliest and grossest one. I was always used to japanese bukkake with female beauties. I saw this and i wanted to suicide...
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Lifthrasil: And so we should cower in fear because some religious nutjobs armed themselves? That way they win. That is the way dictatorships are formed. Lots of people limiting their own freedom out of fear that some violent minority might get violent (which they are anyhow).

No! I stick by my statement: Equal rights to anybody!

Or can you give me one good reason (besides fear) that extremist muslims should have more rights and more protection of their faith that anyone else in the world?
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Strijkbout: If you want to make a joke about religious nutjobs, make a joke about religious nutjobs, not about the religion as a whole that is sacred to over a billion people, it's shooting a mosquito with an howitzer and totally missing the point.
But these are entire global regions rife with religious nutjobs who kill innocents en masse in the name of god. Too hard to pick and choose. Need to point the howitzer at the whole crowd, and offend them all at once.
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Strijkbout: These aren't jokes, these are statements of hate and to top it off it is unnessecary. You can abuse the docile cat for only so long until it starts to put out its nails, if you want more terrorism this is what it needs. So please convict the people who make this shit together with the terrorists next time they attack, because other people have to die because they want to be funny and everything put aside it isn't even that funny.
Free speech isn't much different from religion really, it's something people believe in, bullets coming out of the businessend of a Kalashnikov on the other hand, now that is cold hard science.
Action equals reaction.
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awalterj: You're a perfect example of exactly why we need games like Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015. I'll dedicate my playthrough to you personally.
No thanks I don't want any association with that game, but please do play it and feel your I.Q. drop.
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tinyE: Before I take off I just wanted to personally thank fortune_p_dawg for not asking me how it is I know that about phone sex lines. :P
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toxicTom: Your internet connection is really slow?
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: There is a secret cutscene. Choose the 5x Boko Haram "animal" for sex. Press the "oral" button (the one that makes the 5 men face you and play it). Then press ejaculate. Instead of the normal 2x explosions and grunting, there are 3x and with graphical representation (the bleach the prophet white)!
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toxicTom: Bukkake?
I'm in a blizzard with 50MPH winds so it's slower but not horribly so. The reason I'm late on a few of these is I'm running back and forth. Don't forget I live at my place of work so technically I'm always on the clock and there are a lot of skiers calling us today. :D

Or did I totally miss that joke? :P
Post edited February 11, 2015 by tinyE
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Strijkbout: If you want to make a joke about religious nutjobs, make a joke about religious nutjobs, not about the religion as a whole that is sacred to over a billion people, it's shooting a mosquito with an howitzer and totally missing the point.
The pope is sacred to 1.2 billion of people (according to BBC). Jesus is sacred to 2.2 billion. The Old Testament (in parts) is sacred to about 4 billion people (Christians, Muslims and Jew (with their 14 million they are almost neglectable).

It's not like shooting a mosquito with an howitzer it's like shooting a howitzer with a mosquito.
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tinyE: Or did I totally miss that joke? :P
I don't know - did you? And what joke?

:-P
Post edited February 11, 2015 by toxicTom
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Strijkbout: If you want to make a joke about religious nutjobs, make a joke about religious nutjobs, not about the religion as a whole that is sacred to over a billion people, it's shooting a mosquito with an howitzer and totally missing the point.
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fortune_p_dawg: But these are entire global regions rife with religious nutjobs who kill innocents en masse in the name of god. Too hard to pick and choose. Need to point the howitzer at the whole crowd, and offend them all at once.
I don't see it any different than nutjobs killing children in the name of democracy from the safety of their remotecontrolled drones.
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Strijkbout: If you want to make a joke about religious nutjobs, make a joke about religious nutjobs, not about the religion as a whole that is sacred to over a billion people, it's shooting a mosquito with an howitzer and totally missing the point.
You still didn't answer my question, why Islam deserves more protection than any other faith of the world. Every other religion is made fun of too (and every other religion is sacred to it's adherents too). So why do you promote a special treatment of Islam?
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fortune_p_dawg: But these are entire global regions rife with religious nutjobs who kill innocents en masse in the name of god. Too hard to pick and choose. Need to point the howitzer at the whole crowd, and offend them all at once.
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Strijkbout: I don't see it any different than nutjobs killing children in the name of democracy from the safety of their remotecontrolled drones.
Exactly. There are too many atheists who think the only nut jobs in the world are religious people and that is so far from the truth. There are all kinds of nut jobs. And they are all just as dangerous as the religious ones.
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Strijkbout: I don't see it any different than nutjobs killing children in the name of democracy from the safety of their remotecontrolled drones.
The people who order this and the people who execute those orders are not any better in my book.
You either have a state of war - where attacks are military actions, but somehow legitimate - even if ultimately bad. Or you have to give people a fair trial before sentencing them to death (which in itself is disputable).

The drone killings are just plain old murder. Unfortunately the people ordering them make the laws that prevent them being called it so.
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monkeydelarge: Exactly. There are too many atheists who think the only nut jobs in the world are religious people and that is so far from the truth. There are all kinds of nut jobs. And they are all just as dangerous as the religious ones.
No. I think nobody really believes this. It's just that the religious nutjobs are a or more vocal than, say, Justin Bieber fans or even those deluded SJW/PC types.
Post edited February 11, 2015 by toxicTom
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toxicTom: Your internet connection is really slow?

Bukkake?
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tinyE: I'm in a blizzard with 50MPH winds so it's slower but not horribly so. The reason I'm late on a few of these is I'm running back and forth. Don't forget I live at my place of work so technically I'm always on the clock and there are a lot of skiers calling us today. :D

Or did I totally miss that joke? :P
Sorry to disappoint you, but actually, there is no joke. I 've already beaten the game and started finding exploits. The one above was no joke. Try and see.
Post edited February 11, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
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Strijkbout: If you want to make a joke about religious nutjobs, make a joke about religious nutjobs, not about the religion as a whole that is sacred to over a billion people, it's shooting a mosquito with an howitzer and totally missing the point.
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Lifthrasil: You still didn't answer my question, why Islam deserves more protection than any other faith of the world. Every other religion is made fun of too (and every other religion is sacred to it's adherents too). So why do you promote a special treatment of Islam?
Sorry, he'll keep evading with those judge dread drones, christianity, atheists and any other topic he can find to avoid thinking about this question.
Post edited February 11, 2015 by Klumpen0815
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Strijkbout: If you want to make a joke about religious nutjobs, make a joke about religious nutjobs, not about the religion as a whole that is sacred to over a billion people, it's shooting a mosquito with an howitzer and totally missing the point.
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Lifthrasil: You still didn't answer my question, why Islam deserves more protection than any other faith of the world. Every other religion is made fun of too (and every other religion is sacred to it's adherents too). So why do you promote a special treatment of Islam?
That's because you fail to see the pragmatism, who am I to say who deserves equal rights, the truth of the matter is that most of the muslims will laugh at such a joke but some don't think it's funny and then there is the universal law that now matter how great ideals are there will always be nutjobs that will come and start killing everyone.
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Strijkbout: That's because you fail to see the pragmatism, who am I to say who deserves equal rights, the truth of the matter is that most of the muslims will laugh at such a joke but some don't think it's funny and then there is the universal law that now matter how great ideals are there will always be nutjobs that will come and start killing everyone.
Hey, you actually answered, that's good.

Have you actually read the Quran?
If you had, you'd know, that we are all punishable by death without such jokes already, so no, the problem is not "the few nutjobs", but this whole fascist belief system.
I told ya. Stop being bitter. Keep this game and expand on it. I would die to see Jesus banging all the prostitutes surrounding him for "redemption", Rasputin style and have a romance path with Mary Magdalene. Or the famous tantra stuff of eastern paths with fat bellied Buddha. This game should contain ALL religion figures along with their hearsays and/or bad rep. Atheists DLC and Freemasons season pass, wouldn't be a half-bad idea either.

Besides, the gay and bestiality preference people lurking around, most probably are already delighted by this ugly mess, trolling parody of a game...
Post edited February 11, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7