Thanks for the popcorn, om-nom! I won't distract you further, got to air out a Dutch oven down there right now.

It's the copious amount of osmium in your cranial cavity that makes you tired, not me.

Well, communists do suck (sorry, look around) and as for Jews, they are most discriminated upon in Muslim countries, nowhere is antisemitism as openly rampant. I've been to 7 Muslim countries so far and it isn't just extremists who dislike Jews there, even normal people are so openly outspoken against Jews there that it beggars belief unless you see it yourself. Say you're driving in a taxi and the driver starts -out of nowhere- to rant about Jews, not making this up. So if you're hell-bent on pulling the nazi card, I kindly refer you to a more appropriate address. But of course you can't do that, because you don't want to be "racist". It must suck to be a fake liberal with nothing but Western self-hate as your option.
You're supposed to champion women's rights, gay rights etc but you're too chicken to point your fingers at where these things are stepped upon most, simply because you care about your image and "not being a racist" more than about these matters.

Never said I want to change them myself. They need to change themselves, and they better start now. In some things, they're a couple hundred years backwards so it's not going to be easy. There's hope with the younger generations who want to break away from their conservative shackles. Will be easier for them if they stop buying into the whole false pride and "we are the chosen people" sentiment that gets taught in way too many places.
Your comparison with doing the same as the terrorists sucks because terrorists want to evolve backwards, and backwards in that case is crapwards.

If Muslims know what's good for them, they'll get rid of ISIS with or without you. Jordan has gotten the memo, so that's a start.
One main prerequisite I have for friends is that they must be capable of laughing about themselves. If you can't laugh about yourself, I'll never trust you and you'll likely never be my friend. You also have to be able to take offense if you believe in any kind of supernatural stuff. My best friend is a devout Catholic and the amount of blasphemy he's had to hear from me is no less offensive than anything I've said here about Islam. Difference is he shrugs it off and forgives me because he isn't a butthurt little pussy. He says the devil makes me say bad things, so I'm off the hook every time :D