Posted May 02, 2018

NuffCatnip
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Breja
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Posted May 02, 2018

And even the Hobbit, although the second and third movie get pretty much everything wrong, did get a lot right initially. The first movie adds a lot of unnecessary stuff, but what's straight from the books is as it should be and most of the new cast is again very good. Although personaly I always imagined Thorin more as Brian Blessed, which I read was supposed to actually happen before Guillermo del Toro vacated the director's seat. Del Toro's Hobbit is always going to remain one of those great "what ifs" of cinema for me.

Strijkbout
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Bad Hair Day
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Posted May 02, 2018
What about the level "Bridge on the River Kwai"? Wasn't there some small stupid movie with a title similar to that? :P

Matewis
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Posted May 02, 2018

And even the Hobbit, although the second and third movie get pretty much everything wrong, did get a lot right initially. The first movie adds a lot of unnecessary stuff, but what's straight from the books is as it should be and most of the new cast is again very good. Although personaly I always imagined Thorin more as Brian Blessed, which I read was supposed to actually happen before Guillermo del Toro vacated the director's seat. Del Toro's Hobbit is always going to remain one of those great "what ifs" of cinema for me.
I really liked Thorin's casting in The Hobbit, but seriously, Brian Blessed? He would've absolutely slayed in that role!
As for the second and third film, I also think highly of the casting : Smaug, Beorn and Bard were all done very well (though the bear's design felt wrong in places - hindquarters specifically). I'd say my biggest disappointment though was the incredibly protracted final battle, which isn't surprising given how little of the book remained by the end of the second film. The battle started off very well though, and I actually got chills when the elves decided to fight with the dwarves, but most everything after that is just too drawn out and painfully boring. Especially that Legolas fight :\
I was hoping for a relatively short and incredibly intense fight to perhaps even rival the battle at Helm's deep. And it should've prominently featured Beorn. Basically I wanted something like this:
Interesting, I'll make a point of watching it then. Especially if there is the slightest of chances I'll get to see Hitler dual wielding miniguns :)
Post edited May 02, 2018 by Matewis

Breja
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toxicTom
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Breja
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Posted May 02, 2018
Fire it up! It's two and a half hours of boring, meandering vignettes about nothing. Also, the titles is a big fat lie. This is pulp fiction. This is pulp fiction. THIS is pulp fiction. And this is two idiots talking about a cheesburger. Adventure! Excitement!
Post edited May 02, 2018 by Breja

Dejavous
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Posted May 02, 2018
any "Remake" movie coming out now.... they're called classics for a reason, don't ruin them.

StingingVelvet
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Posted May 03, 2018
I was never into horror at all until recently. Despite being a sci-fi/fantasy addict, genres which have horror elements pretty darn often, I always had this weird fear that horror movies would be too gory or scary for me. I had a vivid memory of one of the Freddy movies being on TV when I was a kid and seeing a girl get swallowed by giant Freddy and being freaked out by it.
I expanded my horizons a while back though and started watching more gory horror classics. Day of the Dead, Hellraiser, stuff like that. Nowhere near as traumatizing as I expected, which in retrospect makes a lot of sense since I'm 38 years old now and not a little kid haha. I still don't love horror movies or collect them or anything, but I can watch the classics now without worry. I hate jump scares though, just because they're annoying.
I expanded my horizons a while back though and started watching more gory horror classics. Day of the Dead, Hellraiser, stuff like that. Nowhere near as traumatizing as I expected, which in retrospect makes a lot of sense since I'm 38 years old now and not a little kid haha. I still don't love horror movies or collect them or anything, but I can watch the classics now without worry. I hate jump scares though, just because they're annoying.

Bad Hair Day
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Posted May 03, 2018

I expanded my horizons a while back though and started watching more gory horror classics. Day of the Dead, Hellraiser, stuff like that. Nowhere near as traumatizing as I expected, which in retrospect makes a lot of sense since I'm 38 years old now and not a little kid haha. I still don't love horror movies or collect them or anything, but I can watch the classics now without worry. I hate jump scares though, just because they're annoying.
Follow that with The Exorcist, and then the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and then for a night cap maybe Rosemary's Baby.
Consider that a starter course. :P

StingingVelvet
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From United States
Posted May 03, 2018
Watched all those over the last few years except The Exorcist. Not sure why I keep waiting on that one, perhaps just a disinterest in the subject. I know it's a classic though. Anyway I really liked Texas Chainsaw, can see why that was huge when it hit. Even bought the blu-ray. The other two I enjoyed but wouldn't say I loved. I watched the 80's remake of Night of the Living Dead and enjoyed it more because of the feminism aspects. I know that's heresy though!

Breja
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From Poland
Posted May 03, 2018
I guess I'm just weird, but I don't consider The Exorcist scary at all. Quite the contrary, I think it's hilarious. It's one step away from Ash Williams dropping by.

StingingVelvet
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From United States
Posted May 03, 2018
To be fair some great movies from my youth were remakes of movies from my father's youth, and on and on. You ain't touching The Thing, son! I think the more important thing is that movies stand on their own and be of high quality, no matter what the name on the poster is.

Bad Hair Day
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Posted May 03, 2018


I thought The Fly remake was a better movie (I heard they are redoing it again), as was the 1968 Ben Hur, which isn't saying much because the original was a three hour silent film. :P