One of the "nice folk" in the White Orchard tavern says the same thing before you get into a fight with them (Witcher 3). Always wondered what that was about. Guess it was an homage of sorts :P.

In World of Warcraft, there are many "steam romance novels". One of the is called "Got milk". It reads:

""So there i was, surrounded by at least a hundred murlocs!" the heavy mustached man proclaimed, gesturing in a wide arc.

The tawny tauren gasped in amazement. "what ever did you do?" Her voice had a brawny, muscular tone to it.

"The only thing i could do my lovely." Marcus patted the sword resting on his thigh. "I brought them to justice!"

"Oh! With just a dagger? You are so brave!" Tanda cautiously reached for the blade, but pulled her hand away at the last second.

Marcus bristled. "What? This is a two-handed sword, enchanted to the hilt. Perhaps not as big as you've seen, but i know a few tricks to really make it sing,"

Tanda smiled demurely, fluttering her enormous eyelashes. She picked up one piece of cheese and held it close to Marcus's lips. "Try this, it's homemade."

The handsome paladin stammered, "N-no. I'm, um, lactose intolerant."

Tanda place the cheese back in the bowl. "Oh. are you sure? Does that mean you can't tolerate me?" The buxxom tauren stepped forward, pressing herself against Marcus. The substantial height difference placed his face squarely in her chest. unable to see, he flailed in protest, finally finding purchase on her firm backside -- his muffled apologetic sounds only made her giggle and squeeze him more tightly.

Just as his other hand found her tail, the light dimmed as an imposing figure moved into the doorway ""What the..."

Tanda exclaimed, "Bax, no!"

Marcus pulled his head away and gasped for air, looking at the angry tauren with wide eyes. "It's not what it looks like!"

Bax charged, ramming into Marcus while uttering his challenge, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!"

Marcus reeled and caught himself, digging his heel into the dirt. Seizing a horn in each hand, he held the tauren's head down, fighting against his tremendous strength. Bax forced his head up, grunting and spitting in anger, only to have it repeatedly pushed down. They locked eyes for a moment, and with a final heave of explosive force, Bax wrenched himself free.

The powerful tauren swung his arms out wide, as if to crush Marcus in a mighty hug. "Blades of light!" proclaimed the paladin. A huge, pulsating sword thrust up from the ground between the two combatants, tearing through armor and clothing, searing the thick chest hair of Marcus and cutting a fine line into the tauren's muscular chest.

Before they could move again. Tanda raised her hooved leg into the air and brought it down with warlike force. The man and the bull wobbled, clearly stunned. "Stop it. both of you!"

Marcus regained his composure and looked at Tanda, and then to Bax. Fur was ruffled and the bare parts of their leathery skin glistened with sweat. As they all stared one another down, the ridiculously good-looking Marcus spoke. "Well, since we're mostly undressed already..."

<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>"

and that is not all. If you go into a tent in Tunder Bluff, you can find Tanda, Bax and Marcus. When you enter the tent, Marcus will stand up and say: "Well, that was unexpected" :)

Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader

Ophelius Delenor, "Notes on the Nature of Aristocracy":

"An Aristocrat must satisfy these needs by any means open to them. Nothing stimulates a weary mind like fine amasec, a good flogging, or enjoyment of carnal pleasures with women, men, and animals. In the thrill of passion, an Aristocrat is at liberty to torture or maim the object of their desire. If the clergy frown upon such an act, repent, atone for the apostasy with jewels, and forgive them their closed minds, for only an Aristocrat is given to understand that such acts are in service of a grand purpose."

Probably going to be more of resp. even worse than that in one of the later acts where you somehow end up in Commorragh.

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did."

Anyone remember where the quote is from? :-)

"Please buy our micro-transactions". ;-)

Ah, you got me.

Stellar Blade: The Skinsuit.

Imagine an outfit twice that as horny as Kojima's own Quiet.

Baldr sky

So this is how men feel while coming... I can se why they like war... it's like firing a gun...

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
--- unnamed pirate

(SoMI)

I can't recall hearing anything indecent in a game. Games are so sanitized and "family-friendly" that the most "ribald" thing makes me roll my eyes, or blink in confusion, wondering if that was supposed to be spicy.

The entire industry can't be blamed on your under-a-rock upbringing with strictly Early Childhood-rated games.

No, I'm saying I'm on the opposite extreme. Maybe I'm just jaded. All the "scandalous" things in games make me yawn.

Well we have just the thing right here on GOG for your edge-lord dogshit, with Postal2/4's comedy, Dying Light's gore, and literal porn.

What does that even mean? How do dairy farmers fight? Throwing cows at each other?

It is like one time when I was playing Team Fortress 2, some other player said "Fight like a man!". I was like "Ummm, how do men fight? With their dicks? A dickfight?"