I would like to apologize to readers of this post. It contains nothing useful and is a complete waste of your time. Have a nice day.

Apology accepted. Now go pluck a toilet from the bird of cheesy goodness.

British concoction wash with soapy jam.

Actually I think we need a thread for meaningless post.





Everyday fried eggs are free.

Here is a meaningless declaration for you:

Petitioned for Naturalization of the
voice of the Legislature, a Tyrant, is thus marked by the Military independent of our fellow Citizens taken Captive on his Assent to
bring on the Laws for Naturalization of pretended offences
For suspending our legislatures.
He has constrained our towns, and
altering fundamentally the Legislative powers, incapable of these rights, Governments long train of human events, it is
their right, it at large for any Form of
Officers to effect their legislature to legislate for light and that as Free and such Government, laying its
foundation on the executioners of our towns, and
destroyed the earth, the depository of a candid world.

Nor have connected them with his Assent to extend an
unwarrantable jurisdiction over these ends, it becomes necessary for the
same absolute Tyranny over us. We have reminded them and equal station to
alter their former Systems of Representation
in War, in War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish
Commerce, and correspondence. They too have full Power to provide
new Guards for us without our common kindred to be Free and of these ends, it is at this Declaration, with manly
firmness his measures.
He has endeavoured to be totally dissolved; and sent hither swarms of
Great Britain is unfit to be the inhabitants of English Laws of our Separation, and pressing
importance, unless those people would relinquish the merciless Indian Savages,
whose known rule of their native justice and pressing
importance, unless suspended in all experience hath shewn,
that all men are more disposed to time

NULL

*(int *)NULL

My hover craft is full of eels?

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunch time!

You know how there is a law dictating that eventually every internet conversation will lead to someone bringing up Nazis?

We need one that dictates that at some time all internet conversations inevitably will lead to Python quotes. :P

Why do you say that? Are you a spy or something? Get over there against the wall Britischer pig, you're going to die!

Like this one?
>>> from __future__ import braces
File "<stdin>", line 1
SyntaxError: not a chance

(For those who aren't aware, Python differs from most modern programming languages in that it does not use curly braces({}) to indicate structure, but instead uses indentation.) There are a few other easter eggs in the Python interpreter, many of which were introduced on April 1st of some year.

Also, related to Python, the next version (after Python 3) will be Python 8.
https://mail.python.org/pipermail/python-dev/2016-March/143603.html

Wrong Python greene. :P

Actually, Python (the programming language) was named after Monty Python.
http://python-history.blogspot.com/2009/04/and-snake-attacks.html
http://python-history.blogspot.com/2009/01/personal-history-part-1-cwi.html