fortune, when I joined here three plus years ago you were 'normal'. All of a sudden you're Yoda meets Timothy Leary.

I can't seem to figure out how to level up though ...

I think you're spending too much time here. Go, be with your family.

Sheet, and thats tinyE saying you have gone off the rails too!

too much kool aid man

The world doesn't randomise on load though does it?

That was a different incarnation.

http://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/30080/images/fullretard.jpg ?

'normal' is too much work these days. *sigh*

False, life is far more predictable than any video game.

experiencing things gains you experience! and reading!

go camping!

Never fear, fortune. When all else fails, you always have credit cards and endless debt cycles to rely on. XD

Damn, and there was me thinking that hiding in the basement was enough to get me through this game ... Are there any cheats?

lots of cheats!

camping stoves, matches (instead of rubbing 2 sticks together), GPS instead of compass and having to learn orienteering, and many many more!

note: if you bypass the cheats and go the older-route (get a compass and map and learn orienteering), however, you will gain even MORE experience, depending on the decisions made/routes taken