Posted May 18, 2024

MysterD
OLD User
Registered: Sep 2008
From United States

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted May 18, 2024
^ He uses LegoDNDs autobiography to level the chair in which he plays games, by placing it under the short leg.

LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ When he got to the part near the end where I took sarcasm way too seriously as a joke, he threw up in his mouth.
Post edited May 19, 2024 by LegoDnD

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ His cat licked up all the puke which I subsequently spat onto the ground.

LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ Sold me a box of weasels out of his donut shop and I've been forever thankful ever since.

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ He "donut" know the difference between weasels and ferrets.

LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ By extension, accuses my wife of the same ignorance. Literally the first thing she said to me was to describe what's on my face.

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ He totally rocks either a powdered sugar or a chocolate icing mustache.

LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ Somehow expects me to not lick it off.

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ Fully 85% of the calories he ingests daily are sugars.

LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ Spells "greasy meat" as a 5-letter word for some reason.

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ He once swallowed a weenie whistle and makes funny tooting noises when he coughs.

HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other

LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted May 19, 2024
^ Is very invested in the answer.

HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted May 20, 2024
^ Is very invested in the power vested in him, which is just the power to do the laundry.