I can make a post for him!!

"Hi guys! I'm JMich.
I suppose voting drealmer WAS a better option than voting myself."

Vote: Drealmer7

Looks legit.

Looks like lynch to me. Hang on, I need to get on the other computer to close the day.

You may talk amongst yourselves for a few more min.

Voting in edited posts is against the rules at most websites that allow edits.

So, my top picks for 2nd scum are Nacho (who did quite a bit of distancing from drealmer on D1) and Hunter (for all my original reasons, plus what Darko pointed out). But let's see what exciting things the night will bring!

D1, I mean, uh D2 Twilight Post (Stony Smurf Version):

After a long day filled with arguments and somewhat low-key drama considering the very unsmurfy reality facing the village, the smurfs gathered together to bring the day's proceedings to a close.

"Yeah, sure, whatever - him" mumbled on smurf. "Agreed, that one thing he did was somewhat annoying," said another.

"Noooo, you mothersmurfers always lynch me. That other smurf is way scumurfier than me, y'know, in my opinion!" raged Stony Smurf. "You always smurfing lynch me, and I'm always just a smurf!"

"Yeah, maybe, whatever. You'll do, I think is what we're all saying." And with that, despite none of them being particularly enthused, or even sure what the smurf the contraption would do, the smurfs worked together to smurf Stony Smurf into the Smurfmatic Smurfmotabulator. And then...

the button was pressed. At first nothing happened, then a low-pitched whine started to rise, faster and faster, louder and louder!

"It's doing something!" one smurf proclaimed. "No, I think that's Stony," said another. "Oh, right."

And yet, something happened - in front of their very eyes Stony Smurf transformed:

into a...bowling ball? "Perhaps it's a metaphor for us hitting a strike?" suggested one. "Or striking out?" said another.

"I think it's stuck, here, let me unsmurf it!" And with that, the Smurf smurfed the Smurfmatic Smurfmotabulator as hard as he could to unsmurf it. And again, Stony Smurf transformed!

And in a flash, in front of them was revealed a tiny man-pig, with 3 fingers on each hand where every smurf knows 4 should be!

"What are you?" the crowd gasped in awe.
"Awww, smurf you guys. Don't you remember - I'm your mightiest foe! I'm Truffle Trollblocker! You know, from Season 2 of the cartoon?"
"From what of the what?"
"Well, whatever. Unless you're going to kill me I'm just going to smur...I mean, I'm just going to leave. Ya bastards." And with that, Stony Smurf departs from the village.

"See, I told you we were bound to be right eventually! The law of smurfvrages, or something."

The collected crowd sighed happily - if slightly forlorn that they let a week's worth of bacon just walk away.

But at long last the threat to smurf village was over! And it was time to gather and eat whatever fine meal Culinary Smurf had smurfed together for them.

They ate, and ate, and smurfed a bit, yada yada. And with the meal concluded, and Culinary Smurf left behind to wash yet again, the smurfs wandered off to their respective huts, feeling remarkably smurfier about things than the night before.

Drealmer has exited the game - he was Truffle Trollblocker

Night 1, I mean 2, has fallen.

hhhhhhrrrrmmmlllgggggrrrrrmmmmlllll

D3 Daybreak Post:

The smurfs slowly gather for a new day, and more importantly, a new breakfast. Surely the remaining 7 can work out what to do to resolve the crisis impacting the village.

And yet, it becomes clear before long that 7 there are not. Culinary Smurf helpfully offers to call role ("Why not, I'm doing all the other work around here," he grumbles):

Shadow Smurf? - "Here, even if you can't see me!"
Lawyer Smurf? - "Presiding!"
Sagittarius Smurf? - "Sure's shootin'!"
Perky Smurf? - "Excited to be here!"
Grumpy Smurf? - "Piss off."

"Right, well everyone appears to be here," says the town cook. "Ummm...I think you're missing two," another notes. "Oh, right, I was just going around the circle of who was here. Probably not the best approach to figuring out who isn't. So, uhhh...:"

Mayor Smurf? - uncomfortable silence. After a few minutes, Culinary Smurf moves on to the next name.
Inscrutable Smurf? - another uncomfortable silence.

"Right, well I'm going to stay and clean up after you smurftastically ungrateful Smurfheads, so you all better go and see where they are."

The group wanders off to Mayor Smurf's first. Similar to prior days, his door is open, and he's nowhere to be seen. But in his bedroom the group finds his pants slung over a chair, wallet still in the pocket. The group pulls it out:

Bookwyrm is no more for this game: he was Smurfy Smurf Villager, and also not really Mayor.

The group moves on to Inscrutable Smurf's place, feeling deeply unsmurfy. His door is closed, and he doesn't respond to repeated loud knocks.

The group tentatively opens the door, and as it opens they can hear an object being pushed out of the way. The group fears that it's a body, but no, it's just a blue and white beanbag chair. "Phew! I was worried there." says one, plopping down on the beanbag, and emitting a smurftacularly loud fart.

The group searches the house, but Inscrutable Smurf is nowhere to be found. Finally his wallet is found, poking out from under the beanbag chair.

"This is such a mystery - where could he be?"

JMich has exited the game, he was Smurfy Smurf Villager

PMs will come shortly, game will open in an hour or a bunch.

Game thread now open for D3

With 5 Smurfs remaining, Maj=3.

Not voting (5)

Deadline is set for Noon Pacific, Wed 11/23.

Smurf like the wind.

Smurfy smurf...

Alive:
Shadow Smurf (trentonlf)
Lawyer Smurf (gogtrial34987)
Sagittarius Smurf (hunterxyz47)
Perky Smurf (Nachomamma8)
Grumpy Smurf (Darko)


Dead:
Stony Smurf (Drealmer420) - mafia roleblocker
Singed Smurf (Brasas) - town jailkeeper
Tetrabrachius Smurf (Lift) - town vanilla
Mayor Smurf (Bookwyrm627) - town vanilla
Inscrutable Smurf (JMich) - town vanilla

JMich is a bit surprising as a target. Will have to do a re-read and check the wagons.

I'm afraid I must resign as Mayor, because of the smurf.

I've spent the night looking at interactions with Drealmer. What I noticed is how Drealmer effectively never interacted with Brasas at all, and barely with JMich or Hunter.
For Brasas it's less clear-cut, but Drealmer and JMich hardly ever interacted with him, and Hunter and Trent also not too much.

I thought when I started that analysis that it might point to something, but in the end I was left more uncertain than ever.

The double kill now scares me. Do we lose if we make a single mistake? Or was this a singular event? I have various thoughts, but am hesitant to speculate out loud right away. (Also have to head to bed.)

Hunter: If you're town, please step up your participation massively, and prove it by your actions!

D1 drealmer wagon:

1) Brasas votes (RVS)

2) Trent votes ("Any particular reason you are trying to single out me and JMich?""My Darko vote was in jest, but shade casting already I find scummy. "
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/mafia_game_thread_smurfia_the_smurfiest_mafia_game_ever_43/post56
3) Brasas unvotes

4) Bookwyrm votes

5) Lifthrasil votes (against no-lynch)

6) Darko votes "As far as I'm concerned, drealmer7 is the best choice atm for reasons I've mentioned [...]did a couple of things that just rub me the wrong way"
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/mafia_game_thread_smurfia_the_smurfiest_mafia_game_ever_43/post187

7) Nacho votes "I have things that I'd like to say but don't have the time for it. At this point, it's a drealmer lynch or a no lynch. I prefer a drealmer lynch."
He had not unvoted JMich though, so vote not counted
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/mafia_game_thread_smurfia_the_smurfiest_mafia_game_ever_43/post211
Mod votecount showing it was not counted:
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/mafia_game_thread_smurfia_the_smurfiest_mafia_game_ever_43/post221

drealmer @ L-1 , but actually L-2

drealmer claim

8) Darko unvotes
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/mafia_game_thread_smurfia_the_smurfiest_mafia_game_ever_43/post218

9) Trent unvotes
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/mafia_game_thread_smurfia_the_smurfiest_mafia_game_ever_43/post219

10) Darko votes
https://www.gog.com/forum/general/mafia_game_thread_smurfia_the_smurfiest_mafia_game_ever_43/post230

Hope this is accurate, the smurf names made it harder than expected.