Posted March 30, 2015
Points :
- Still won't feature James Bond, but Daniel Craig as the son of Rambo and Resident Evil's Nemesis, trying to be Jason Bourne in an xXx parody. Okay, that's what the public wants. Whatever.
- It will apparently focus a very touching emotionally heartbreaking family story about Not James Bond's childhood because drama and psychanalytical origin stories and daddy issues and, well, yeah, that's how it works now.
- I was always happy that the last dozen of Bond movies had pushed Spectre aside, because weekly will-get-you-next-time-muhaha villains are tedious. Turns out it was not a creative choice but a legal constrain. They reaquired the rights for Spectre now, so, the next film is called Spectre. And will feature Spectre (like, probably). That's fine, we still had all these Blofeld-less plots, I can do with a bit of Blofeld now.
- It features Christoph Waltz as the main baddie, and this will redeem the film absolutely no matter what, cause Christoph Waltz is super entertaining wherever he plays.
- It features Andrew 'Moriarty' Scott, which will make it even more entertaining.
- It will feature Lea Seydoux and Monica Belucci because it's been a long time they've ceased to care for even remotely interesting 'bond girls' (we've been inflicted Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau before, I guess we learnt to cope).
- Its trailer is the most boring Bond movie trailer ever.
- It's the first time I mildly look forward to a bond film since the Casino Royale disappointment. The fact that Skyfall (same ditrector and writers) was strangely watchable in its own weird way does play a role.
- Still won't feature James Bond, but Daniel Craig as the son of Rambo and Resident Evil's Nemesis, trying to be Jason Bourne in an xXx parody. Okay, that's what the public wants. Whatever.
- It will apparently focus a very touching emotionally heartbreaking family story about Not James Bond's childhood because drama and psychanalytical origin stories and daddy issues and, well, yeah, that's how it works now.
- I was always happy that the last dozen of Bond movies had pushed Spectre aside, because weekly will-get-you-next-time-muhaha villains are tedious. Turns out it was not a creative choice but a legal constrain. They reaquired the rights for Spectre now, so, the next film is called Spectre. And will feature Spectre (like, probably). That's fine, we still had all these Blofeld-less plots, I can do with a bit of Blofeld now.
- It features Christoph Waltz as the main baddie, and this will redeem the film absolutely no matter what, cause Christoph Waltz is super entertaining wherever he plays.
- It features Andrew 'Moriarty' Scott, which will make it even more entertaining.
- It will feature Lea Seydoux and Monica Belucci because it's been a long time they've ceased to care for even remotely interesting 'bond girls' (we've been inflicted Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau before, I guess we learnt to cope).
- Its trailer is the most boring Bond movie trailer ever.
- It's the first time I mildly look forward to a bond film since the Casino Royale disappointment. The fact that Skyfall (same ditrector and writers) was strangely watchable in its own weird way does play a role.
Post edited March 30, 2015 by Telika