Granted.

However, as you fire up the game and watch the opening scene, your overwhelming excitement leads you to experience a series of cascading strokes and heart attacks leaving you unable to play the game or even function normally.

I wish people on other sites were as nice as they are here.

Granted - However now the GOG forums are nothing special and you never come here again.

I wish facebook never existed.

Granted, now you're successful making houses of cards, something that you suck at it before...

I wish to have the remuneration of the actual Spanish ex-prime minister (they're paid even more after leaving office).

Granted, you are now Mr. Zapatero, one of the responsibles of Spain's current crisis, you can't even go out to the street because people will hate you for lying for years.

I wish I can get rid of the politicians that keep ruining my country.

Granted. Then the Drug barons take over and the sharade is at least over xD

I wish I had more time.

Granted, except time is a new drug that has caused you to die of death.

My wish is own the whole GOG catalogue.

(die of death :DD +1)

Granted, you own it now, but no version works on any OS you try it on.

I wish I could teleport.

You teleport...to your DOOM!
Which turns out to be a nice holiday destination but due to inflation everything is seriously overpriced! And you cannot buy anything!

I wish I owned a Spaceship

Granted! Unfortunately, it's the derelict spaceship from Alien. Complete with original occupants.

I wish I had more room for my book collection.

Granted, you books have been shrunk down. You will need a magnifier to read them, but you have room for more now..

I wish I'm good at word puzzles...

Granted... You know every single definition/use of every word in multiple languages....verbally...Having this huge amount of knowledge took your ability to spell!

I wish for fries with that shake.

Done! If only you weren't shaking so bad that you dropped all of those fries on the floor.

I wish I had night vision goggles.

Granted, but they are solar powered and don't have any type of battery for storing energy...

I wish I've no financial problems anymore.

Granted, you have a brain aneurysm, no more problems for you.

I wish my goddamn DS Chrono Trigger and 4 gigs Vita card would come in the mail, as at 1st March i will start sending some words for refunds.. Been a month almost of waiting.