Granted, but you got so addicted to GOG you forgot to feed yourself and died starving while playing some oldies. It was a Gabriel Knight mystery perhaps, your last memory..

I wish for a PS Vita with that new game, Virtue Last Reward, costing me merely 10 euros for both.

Granted, but that new game comes with this new invasive drm feature that forces you to be online and charges you money for each hour you play.

I wish for the Dark Souls Artbook. Oh man it looks fantastic.

Granted but the book is cursed and sucks the living soul out of anyone who owns it. You become an emotionless humainoid w/o any feeling or care, including about that book you once wanted so badly. You eventually give the book away to another unsuspecting soul.

I wish Transformers were really more than meets the eye.

Granted, but now You feel somewhat violated.

I wish music wasn't so damn compressed these days.

Granted. It isn't compressed at all, so to listen to music you have to take an entire band/orchestra with you.


I wish my flat was already tidied up.

Granted, but now you don't know where anything is.

I wish I were cured of my auto-immune disease and no longer had constant muscle pain.

Granted. Now you suffer from constant and terrible migraines...

(has been hard to have to corrupt that wish of yours, hudfreegamer, but it's in the spirit of the thread, I'm afraid. Sorry. I met two acquaintances with illnesses that reminds me of yours, half and a year ago)

I wish for a new pair of shoes of my size and liking.

Granted, but everyone else thinks they're ugly and people step on your feet every chance they get.

(If you're going to corrupt this wish, make it something that doesn't involve pain).

I wish I had perfect health and was completely pain free.

Granted. But you don't have any money or home of friends any more.


And now an easy one: I wish for world peace!

Granted, the world is at peace but you didn't specify how to do it, so the easiest and fastest way was getting rid of all the human race.

I wish I could understand what women really ment when they speak.

All women stop speaking to you as you are not meant to understand them and never again will have that dilemna.

I wish the money spent on sports and athletes in this country would go to more beneficial projects that would help the country as a whole as opposed to to a few select people.

Granted, the money is not now spent, but is sitting in committee with partisan differences keeping it from ever being allocated.

I wish that people understood that only so much wealth is created in a year, and to spend over that amount places everything and everyone in jeopardy.

Granted, money stop being considered a real resource and we all live in harmony as a whole. Coincidentally, the sun dies and so does life on Earth.

I wish to wake up tomorrow being 17 again.

Granted. More games are released but every game costs $999.99 now.

I wish to get all GoG games for free.