Granted, but imagine living with monkeys inside the underground cavern under the desert.

I wish to be able to teleport at will.

Granted, you can teleport at will, but that doesn't mean that you can control where to teleport so you end in the middle of outer space without the proper equipment.

I wish I could be the greatest gamer of all times.

Granted, but the former greatest gamer of all times doesn't bear it and kills you soon after, repeatedly hitting you in the head with a pro-gamer joystick...

I wish to be able to learn a new language within 24 hours.

Granted... but only you speak it making it a useless skill.

I wish i could resist game topics on forums

Granted, suddenly you lose all interest in any subject related to games. You soon discover that the same thing is happening to you with all your other hobbies. Overwhelmed for the endless amount of free time that stretches before you, you quickly become a workaholic. You suffer your first heart attack a few months later...

I wish to be able to become any animal or object at will.

Granted, but you discovers too late objects are unable to think and you will be stuck forever as a object.

I wish PC and console gamers stop fighting because of fanatism.

Granted. Gandalf.nho will become Video Game Gandhi and bring peace to all gamers.

But no games with a slightest hint of violent can ever be produced. Not even a smack scene with plastic bat. The best sellers for the holiday season are "Call of Solitaire" and "Super Mario Real Plumbing: Asscrack Edition."

I wish we can breath in space.

Granted, our pulmonary system adapts to space particles, but lose the ability to breathe within the confines of our atmosphere and we all suffocate on our planet.

Even the NASA personnel can't launch a space shuttle in time.

I wish that a 20 hours work week was the norm.

Granted, but then a 10 hours salary will be the norm.

I wish to be able to paint like Leonardo da Vinci.

Granted, but you also transported back to the perhistoric era where oil paint is not yet invented.

I wish I own a racing team.

Granted. You get an utterly unsuccessful racing team for free.


Too late you realize that it's totally overindebted and as new owner of the team you also own the debts. The banks seizes the cars, garages and everything else belonging to the team so you only have debts worth a few million left to pay.


I wish for a glass of delicious orange juice.

Granted, here's your damn delicious orange juice...... that I already piss in it.

- Ex Racing Team Owner, now peddling orange juice to pay his debts.


I wish I found buried treasure full of golds so I can pay this $@%#$ debts.

Granted. You find buried treasure full of golds, can pay your debts and become famous.
You fame causes a long forgotten, secretly recorded clip from a hidden cam of you peeing into orange juice to get published and known across the world.
A public uproar rises and you're sentenced to lifelong prison. Too bad for you the prison guards and convicts were among your former customers.

Sorry, I forgot.

I wish to be happy until I die of old age in 100 years.