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General discussion[Forum game] Let's play corrupt a wish!(4903 posts)(4903 posts)
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Posted August 04, 2012
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JudasIscariot: Faster typing skills, I wish.
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Sandy_Claws: Granted, but all the tiny springs in your keyboard disappeared so you have to pull up each key before typing the next.

I wish Hollywood never discovered teenagers love for teenaged vampires.
Granted, but whole vampire genre and lore would cease to exist, existing and future one, no Dracula, no Hellsing, simply nothing. No vampires...ever.

I wish...that I could taste my tastebuds.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Detlik
Posted August 04, 2012
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Detlik: I wish...that I could taste my tastebuds.
Granted, but they taste like unwashed socks in radioactive chili pepper sauce.

I wish for all characters and letters ever written to develop individual intelligence and form a hivemind.
Posted August 04, 2012
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Psyringe: I wish for all characters and letters ever written to develop individual intelligence and form a hivemind.
Granted, but all they want to do is create ASCII art of semi-nude ladies.

I wish DRM was never thought of in the first place.
Posted August 04, 2012
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Psyringe: I wish for all characters and letters ever written to develop individual intelligence and form a hivemind.
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Sandy_Claws: Granted, but all they want to do is create ASCII art of semi-nude ladies.

I wish DRM was never thought of in the first place.
Granted, but then GOG would never begin to exist.

I wish for strawberry bubblegum.
Posted August 04, 2012
Post edited August 04, 2012 by lowyhong
Posted August 04, 2012
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Detlik: I wish for strawberry bubblegum.
Granted, but it tastes more like straw than like berry (which, however, doesn't have much of an effect since you're still having that taste of unwashed socks in your mouth, from your last wish).

I wish to find a human!
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Psyringe
Posted August 04, 2012
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Detlik: I wish for strawberry bubblegum.
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Psyringe: Granted, but it tastes more like straw than like berry (which, however, doesn't have much of an effect since you're still having that taste of unwashed socks in your mouth, from your last wish).

I wish to find a human!
Granted, but that human is exact opposite of what are you looking for...and he likes DRM...and he invented DLC....and and...some more bad things.

I wish to not taste socks anymore.
Posted August 04, 2012
Granted, but now instead of socks, you've got the taste of a fat, smelly kid's gym shirt in your mouth.

I wish I'm a vampire. A badass one, like White Wolf's, not the Twilight sparkling vampire type.
Posted August 04, 2012
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lowyhong: Granted, but now instead of socks, you've got the taste of a fat, smelly kid's gym shirt in your mouth.

I wish I'm a vampire. A badass one, like White Wolf's, not the Twilight sparkling vampire type.
Granted, but you were turned into vampire during bright sunny day, so you immediately died.

I wish I wouldn't taste anything at all. (and good night folks)
Posted August 04, 2012
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lowyhong: I wish I'm a vampire. A badass one, like White Wolf's, not the Twilight sparkling vampire type.
Granted, but you were turned at the age of two.

I wish my belly-button was light-sensitive.
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Detlik: I wish I wouldn't taste anything at all. (and good night folks)
Wish granted, but now your nose is twice as sensitive, and you're stuck in a pile of manure.

I wish Detlik good night.
Post edited August 04, 2012 by Sandy_Claws
Posted August 04, 2012
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Sandy_Claws: I wish my belly-button was light-sensitive.
Granted, but upon contact with light it will explode. Into purple rabbits. Living ones. Which then start to gobble your remains up.

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Sandy_Claws: I wish Detlik good night.
Granted, but someone will come nomming on his dreams.

I wish someone would actually see the extreme inside joke I made. ;)
Posted August 05, 2012
Granted, but now everyone that doesn't get it wants you dead.
I wish that ferrets ruled the Earth.
Post edited August 05, 2012 by DrOblivious
Posted August 05, 2012
Granted, in a parallel universe.
I wish next poster die next day.
Post edited August 05, 2012 by Drelmanes
Posted August 05, 2012
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Drelmanes: I wish next poster die next day.
Granted, but Next is generally regarded as a poor movie, so nobody minds replacing the dead movie poster with one for a more successful film. Also, Nicolas Cage foresaw its demise, but couldn't reach the poster in time to save it.

Man, I'm hungry. I wish I had a delicious all-beef hot dog right now.
Posted August 05, 2012
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zotofmu: Man, I'm hungry. I wish I had a delicious all-beef hot dog right now.
Granted, but you develop a nasty diarrhea afterwards. Enjoy sitting on the toilet!

I wish for sunshine and happiness for all.
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