Granted, but for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. At first, it's great recoiling yourself into exciting action, but the effect quickly becomes too much for you when you land yourself between the Doom Slayer and his deadliest foes.

I wish publishers were unable to even try to enforce DRM.

Granted, but the publishers are stubborn, and choose to leave the industry entirely.

I wish for Final Fantasy 2 to be remade as a WRPG.

(Note: I'm referring to the game with Firion, not the one with Cecil.)

Granted however after damaging the image and reputation (even by just association) of one of her favourite pieces of daily footwear Lara Croft shoots you in the head.

I wish Ash vs Evil Dead got recommissioned for a proper final (maybe 2) seasons to give it a proper ending and not a god damn teaser cliff hanger indicating the next season would explain how all 3 films and the show fit together!

Granted, the series finale reveals (without a hint of foreshadowing) that every individual scene throughout the franchise takes place in parallel universes from each other and thousands of Ashes (who don't even have No Way Home-tier dialogue) team up against a creature which is shown by shaking a camera at an A.I. painting and making crappy ghost-story noises.

I wish the Jurassic World movies had better scripts and more practical effects!

Granted but its now distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures who decide to withhold the film as a "tax write off" (or evasion as it known to poor people).

I wish Rockstar would make Manhunt 3 and have it totally non woke, even more bloody, violent, dark and sadistic then ever before while the the plot entirely revolves around a bunch of bickering Karen's on the school run.

Granted. Manhunt 3 is a game starring a female protagonist named Karen. You are a student in a school, and there's an active shooter in the school, and your goal is to escape, while saving as many people as you can in the process. Note that you also happen to have a friend who, it turns out, is *also* named Karen for some reason.

I wish that Rare would make Kirby's Dream Land 4. (Note that Rare is not the company that makes Kirby games.)

Granted, Rare have no idea what the previous games were, so instead make a game set around the abstract dreams and fantasy's of comic artist Jack Kirby, may actually be quite good.

I wish the RTX 4090 melting their cables issue is just the tip of the iceberg cause Nvidia need a good kick in the balls to get their act together right now.

Kirby is a man wearing an explosive collar and tasked by a small shadow-government to murder a school full of children. Dirty cops serve as optional boss battles where they stand around expecting to listen to the screams of children, but stealth-kills provide Kirby with evidence of their involvement. Killing students and teachers (who act like Karens, courtesy of Rockstar's comedic writing) has no benefit beyond getting shot to death by late-arriving good cops, while letting them all live yields a path towards using evidence from the bad cops to expose the puppet-masters. Unfortunately, Rockstar does no marketing what-so-ever and sells copies only to scrappers and actual Karens. There's a loading-screen minigame (provided to Rockstar by Rare) where you play as a pink power-absorbing blob, so that this doubles as a corruption of Dtgreene's wish as well. RTXs now explode with enough force to send shrapnel through bones and you're singled-out as the one who wished for this change.

I wish for a Lego set of the mobile lab from The Lost World: Jurassic Park that features every on-screen detail inside and out, scales to and includes mini-figures of everyone who was in it, and costs a reasonable price.

Granted, diehard hoarder collectors and their bots buy every last one of them long before you get anywhere near a store or the website.

I wish Crichton was still alive and gave a damn about the franchise to write a true 3rd novel and continuations (at the level of quality of the originals) to be the actual basis for all the sequels from 3 onwards.

Granted, Jurassic Park 3 features the same premise as the movie we already got, but the Spinosaurus can speak and gives a speech that harkens back to what Saddler said in the first movie about a cycle of creation and destruction. The quality of writing is maintained, but speaking dinosaurs ruin the franchise even faster and it dies with part 4.

I wish people would stop worrying about Avatar having the same premise as other worse movies and learn to love the CGI fiesta.

Granted. People like it so much that *every* movie becomes a pure CGI movie. As a result, the cost of making movies skyrockets to the point where even the best selling movies end up losing money.

I wish for my two previous wishes to be corrupted by someone other than LegoDnD, and for said corruptions to not include the words "woke", "Karen", and "Rockstar".

Granted, somebody other than me grants them in an alternate timeline. ( Awfully generous of me to wait 7 months for this.)

I wish every movie with "alternate reality" plots were just as good except without "alternate realities". For instance: Spider-verse would feature a Life Model Decoy production facility that uses comic books as blue-prints; and the ending fight would involve gravity and cohesive geometry.