Wish granted. However, they now have a somewhat altered appearance, such as long ears and short, fluffy tails; carrots are among their favourite foods and they are more evil than ever.

I merely request a Lamb Orgini. Whatever that is.

Granted, you just win a Lamborghini sports car as a prize of a contest that you don't remember participating. Unfortunately during the prize delivery to your home, an accident happened. Nobody's injured or worse, but your car is split into two halves, right at the logo, where it reads "Lamb" and "Org ini". The letter H falls off and cannot be found.

I wish I could turn a potato into a single-slot mainstream level graphics card of the latest GeForce series.

Wish granted, but the chips on your graphics card do not come in your favourite flavour.

I wish there could be green stars in the night sky.

Granted. See the wikipedia article:
[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_star_(astronomy]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_star_(astronomy[/url])

As a result, the only effect of your wish is to alter your color perception so that more stars look green, but that gives you some color blindness even during the day, so that it's harder to tell apart other colors because they now look more green.

I wish for a sequel to the game Universal Paperclips; furthermore, since the original game runs in the web browser, I require that to be true of the sequel as well.

Granted: Universal Paperclips 2 is a browser-based online casino where you're encouraged to pester your friends & family on social media to join in.

I wish no game ever had online features.

Granted: The Internet never existed.

Unfortunately, this also means that this forum never existed, meaning you were never able to make this wish in the first place, so it has to be ungranted.

Unfortunately, ungranted means that the wish has been made, so it has to be granted (and corrupted) in the same way.

So, in making this wish, you created a paradox.

I wish that facebook had never existed.

Granted: You now have infinite time.

Unfortunately, this means you have no way to stop playing and allow the universe to continue running, so we're now stopped in time for all eternity.

I wish that facebook had never existed.

Edit: Since the wish was granted in an edit, I have to make a new one.

I wish that no posts or users in this topic had ever been ninja'd.

Dtgreene: Granted, Mark Zuckerberg stalks the streets as a serial rapist instead. Also granted, but the annoying redundancies remain.

Two-Handed Sword: Granted, you're now an un-killable immortal who never heals any wound but keeps feeling them forever; at least you remain able-bodied enough to 100% every GOG game, even the ones you don't even want, because you might as well at this point.

I wish to get a refund for every Steam game that ever appeared on GOG after I purchased it.

Granted. However, by doing so you also accept that you lose the Steam game and get instead the GOG version. This looks fine until you want to play with Geforce Now, and most GOG games are not there. This is not that good but still you will install them on a pc. Only that your favourite games lack universal multiplayer. Which is ok as you do not play much MP. Then you want to add mods for some of the games you like best but silly community only made them for that other store. At least you cling to that new game that has no modding going on, yet the updates are coming later to GOG. At this point you ponder seriously and you decide that at least you do not have copy protection harming your PC and your game is free from all DRM. You find comfort in that thought, until you realize that you no longer care about DRM anymore.

Fortunately it was all a nightmare. You do care about DRM and you are happy to get the games on GOG. Yet now you have to prepare the dough. Tood bad, you fell asleep at your keyboard last night and missed the sale. Next time!

I wish that the statement from Fallout, "war never changes" became untrue and people learned to make love, not war, preferably several times a day.

Granted, but unfortunately a certain side effect of the love becomes an issue. (Unfortunately I can't quite give the answer I really want to because of the "no politics" rule, so this will have to do.)

I wish for a new Elder Scrolls game to be made in the style of the classic Fallout games (that is, the game would play like Fallout 1 or 2, but in the Elder Scrolls setting).

Granted: war...has changed. We all now have nanobots in our brains that suppress our aggression so that we never fight for anything. The distributors use this to take whatever and kill or rape whoever they want. But in their absence, we act like bonobos just as you wished, which of course leads to several STD epidemics.

Granted, but it glitches even worse than New Vegas and bricks your rig.

I wish we were always warned that somebody else is about to post.

Granted, but the warning is glitchy and often gives warnings when nobody else is about to post. In fact, that happens so frequently that the feature is useless.

I wish for a JRPG-style remake of Baldur's Gate.

Granted: this remake has all the same math, story, and content as the original; but combat is designed so that encounters ambush you with every other step and teleport you to an area that doesn't otherwise exist, everyone has a designated spot that they stand on waiting to be attacked and will hop backwards to after attacking, and every line of dialogue is both bookended by dead-silence/heavy breathing animations and delivered by adults with the vocal skills of toddlers using half-broken equipment. The combination of there being so much un-skippable dialogue and all of it being delivered so slowly means you'd have to give up all other non-essential wants and needs to devote every waking moment to playing Baulder's Gate: J-Edition and earn 1 of several endings when you're too senile to appreciate any of it.

I wish my newest cat Angel would quit picking fights with Tabitha. (She's the one who taught him how to fight, but now she hisses at all of his sudden movements near her, which is usually pouncing on her face while she's trying to nap.)

Granted! your cat gets leprosy and all it's paws fall off and it's loss of mobility causes an inate depression in the feline.
You eventually decide to 'cheer it up' by swaddling it up and carrying it everywhere you go meaning it cannot instigate conflict at all and it's mood doesn't improve when your peers entrench the nickname of 'sad taco' to it.

I wish for the ability to isekai strangers into boring animes.