Granted, Corona disappears, both from Eurasia and North America. This is achieved by a transnational public health dictatorship which resorts to draconian measures. Everybody has to take a test every day and wear a FFP3 mask all the time. Even minor infractions are punished with immediate execution. In the end, Corona is eradicated, but only after tens of millions of Covid-deniers and anti-vaxxers have been killed.

I wish that development of new graphics for video games would be prohibited by law, so developers would have to concentrate on good gameplay.

Granted: All games now run on ASCII text consoles, and are text based.

This, however, results in the complete crash of the video game industry in areas of the world whose seript uses primarily non-ASCII characters (notably including Japan), and a smaller variety of games available.

I wish that all viruses that cause the common cold, as well as those that cause the flu, would disappear.

Granted. Since all life are depended on different viruses and bacteria, Tellus becomes lifeless in just under 11 years.

I wish that I had a machine that could split and reorganize molecules.

Granted, you have the Nuclear Fusion Generator from Spider-Man 2 and not even a set of robo-arms to help you operate it.

I wish Sam Raimi continued to be allowed to do his own thing with Spider-Man 3 and 4, and for that to tie into the MCU with re-casting Toby as the only continuity snag.

Ha, joke's on you: I do that now.

Okay, but now Ryan Reynolds is unavailable; which makes Spideypool all but dead in the water.

I wish Dan Price from Gravity Payments would hire me.

Granted! You are deafened by the incessant caterwauling of a thousand aulos street players. Neat!


I wish for a flattering and fascinating hairdo.

Granted, but the hairdo clashes badly with the rest of your appearance.

I wish for a bow with pockets.

Granted, the pockets disrupt the weight-distribution and line-of-sight so that you can't aim straight and if it being an archery bow is apart of the corruption, even better.

I wish for nano-scale brick-built sets of every location in Bionicle lore, and for all the "Nui" islands to connect into a man-sized Mata-Nui model. (To clarify: Mata-Nui is a continent-sized machine-god who slept for so long under the ocean that various islands grew on parts of his body.) While I'm at it: all Magna-locations can link together into a child-sized model of the giant robot that appears at the end.

Wish granted, but you will have to assemble it without a microscope.

I wish for a spaceship with hyperdrive capabilities but no silly uniforms.

You get the spaceship, but it comes with uniforms that are very serious, and as a result, they are very boring.

I wish for Candy Box 3, a sequel to the game Candy Box 2, to be made.

(By the way, Candy Box 2 is a nice little incremental game you can play in your browser.)

Granted its released exclusively for the original xbox console as the dev thinks he's setting a new trend.

I wish for a squeal to the hit cult classic 2010 film "Nude Nuns with Big Guns".

I watch it and squeal. Loudly.

I wish for a smart watch with all of the features of Dick Tracy's two-way wrist TV.

Granted, but wearing it transforms you into The Blank and you can't see the screen.

I wish to be in charge of all anime-to-Western-live-action adaptions so I could fire everyone who disrespects the fans.

Granted: Such adaptations, any that actually exist, stop appearing, so there's nothing for you to be in charge of, and nobody for you to fire.

I wish for a woodwind instrument that can play as low as the contrabassoon, and as high as the piccolo.