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Posted October 11, 2020
@morrowslant: Granted, but the base price is set at 200$, and it never goes below 75$ even on sale.

@Bradley: Granted, but she's only fooling you and eventually has you die in an "accident" so she can collect your life insurance.

I wish for a third Freespace game.
Posted October 11, 2020
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morrowslant: I wish Wizardry 4 was for sale on GOG
Granted, but they forget to remove the copy protection, so it's not possible to climb up from Level 10 to Level 9.

Or, granted, but it's the PC Engine version, which aside from not being mechanically faithful (a certain enemy can be killed by something other than the intended method, for example), is only in Japanese, with no English option for the text.

Or, granted, but it's just the Arrange version from Wizardry: New Age of Llylgamyn, again with no English option. (By the way, the PSX New Age of Llylgamyn is probably the best way to play the game; just play the Classic version, go into the options, and set the first 4 options all the way to the right, and the game will be in English.)

I wish for Wizardry 4 Arrange (from New Age of Llylgamyn) to be fully translated, and for Wizardry 1-5, including both Original and Arrange versions of Wizardry 4, to be released on GOG.

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morolf: I wish for a third Freespace game.
Granted, but it refuses to run unless there's 3 petabytes of free space on the computer's hard disk.
Post edited October 11, 2020 by dtgreene
Posted October 11, 2020
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morrowslant: I wish Wizardry 4 was for sale on GOG
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dtgreene: Granted, but they forget to remove the copy protection, so it's not possible to climb up from Level 10 to Level 9.

Or, granted, but it's the PC Engine version, which aside from not being mechanically faithful (a certain enemy can be killed by something other than the intended method, for example), is only in Japanese, with no English option for the text.

Or, granted, but it's just the Arrange version from Wizardry: New Age of Llylgamyn, again with no English option. (By the way, the PSX New Age of Llylgamyn is probably the best way to play the game; just play the Classic version, go into the options, and set the first 4 options all the way to the right, and the game will be in English.)

I wish for Wizardry 4 Arrange (from New Age of Llylgamyn) to be fully translated, and for Wizardry 1-5, including both Original and Arrange versions of Wizardry 4, to be released on GOG.

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morolf: I wish for a third Freespace game.
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dtgreene: Granted, but it refuses to run unless there's 3 petabytes of free space on the computer's hard disk.
Granted, but they each cost thrice your own weight in gold.

I wish for a second series of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
Posted October 11, 2020
Wish already granted in real life. Unfortunately, Garth Marenghi is now called Ernest Cline. Enjoy Cline's "novels", and the Ready Player One movie.

I wish the unofficial sequel to Wasteland 1, Fountain of Dreams, was available on GOG.
Posted October 11, 2020
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morrowslant: I wish the unofficial sequel to Wasteland 1, Fountain of Dreams, was available on GOG.
Unfortunately, whoever approved it didn't go through the proper channels, and now every other EA game is being pulled from the catalog. Nice job breaking it, hero.

I wish I could eat all the pizza I want, without suffering any ill effects.
Posted October 11, 2020
Granted, but it's only one type of pizza and you can't eat anything else ever again.

I wish I could read people's minds over the internet.
Posted October 11, 2020
Okay, you can read people's mind but not on the internet, only when you come across them face to face and they are looking at you, straight in your eyes.

I wish GoG return to being Good Old Games and it brings here the best old games, too, including but not limited to: Command and Conquer Ultimate Collection, Diablo 2 LOD, GTA 1+Londons 2 and Trilogy, as well as to bring back certain gems like Blade of Darkness.
Posted October 11, 2020
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish GoG return to being Good Old Games and it brings here the best old games, too, including but not limited to: Command and Conquer Ultimate Collection, Diablo 2 LOD, GTA 1+Londons 2 and Trilogy, as well as to bring back certain gems like Blade of Darkness.
Granted. However:
* All modern games are removed from sale.
* The games that are left, along with the games that are added as a result of your wish, are now encumbered with the most restrictive DRM at all, which prevents everyone (including all legitimate purchases) from being able to play the games at all.

I wish for a fantasy RPG that uses the original Wasteland 1 engine and a ruleset based off the tabletop game Tunnels & Trolls.
Posted August 11, 2021
Granted. However, you've waited so long for this wish to come true that you've taken up playing Doom and can find no interest in any other game.

I wish Oumuamua would return to challenge scientific theory on orbital trajectories.
Posted August 12, 2021
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instaboy: Granted. However, you've waited so long for this wish to come true that you've taken up playing Doom and can find no interest in any other game.

I wish Oumuamua would return to challenge scientific theory on orbital trajectories.
Granted. Unfortunately, it is quickly disproven by deep space probes that have been observing orbital periods along with the fact that we literally have reflectors on the moon to track it with.

I wish to reverse entropy, but only for 30 seconds.
Posted August 12, 2021
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instaboy: Granted. However, you've waited so long for this wish to come true that you've taken up playing Doom and can find no interest in any other game.

I wish Oumuamua would return to challenge scientific theory on orbital trajectories.
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Darvond: Granted. Unfortunately, it is quickly disproven by deep space probes that have been observing orbital periods along with the fact that we literally have reflectors on the moon to track it with.

I wish to reverse entropy, but only for 30 seconds.
Granted. Only on the way to slow down the entropy, the whole universe got stuck in absolute zero and it froze over.

I wish for karma balance.
Posted August 12, 2021
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Darvond: Granted. Unfortunately, it is quickly disproven by deep space probes that have been observing orbital periods along with the fact that we literally have reflectors on the moon to track it with.

I wish to reverse entropy, but only for 30 seconds.
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ConanTheBald: Granted. Only on the way to slow down the entropy, the whole universe got stuck in absolute zero and it froze over.

I wish for karma balance.
Granted: Your karma balances with the average karma of the rest of the world.

Unfortunately, this is quite bad karma :/
worse than you began with :///



I wish for the perfect bod.
Posted August 12, 2021
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JoeSapphire: I wish for the perfect bod.
Granted: Your biological oxygen demand is perfect. Unfortunately, a "perfect" demand here is more than the oxygen available in the air, which causes you to asphyxiate, at least until you can get to water.

I wish for Denuvo to become DRM-free. (Note: This wish targets the DRM-scheme itself, not the software that's "protected" by it.)
Posted August 12, 2021
Granted, the creators of the software change the title of Denuvo to "Drm-free". However, this name change causes huge issues and makes it that when people search for drm-free things, the software is the only result that pops up.

I wish for a shooting star to appear every night at 21:00 near the ocean

(LegoDnD, thanks for the information on Denuvo, had to change a couple of things. :)
Post edited August 12, 2021 by BookCrazy
Posted August 12, 2021
A better Granted for Dtgreene because I actually know (basically) what Denuvo is: all features of Denuvo are now completely modular in every game packaged with it, up to and including turning it off completely. However, this exposes that (for the sake of this corruption) it includes spyware AND uploads cheese pizza to the user's computer for blackmailing purposes. Every user is required to indulge in loot-boxes or else the cops will demolish their house and cripple them mid-arrest.

Book Crazy: Granted, a shooting star appears at that time on the ocean every night, but it's on the opposite side of the planet from you.

I wish that one murder-cop knew the difference between a gun on one hip and a taser on the other.
Post edited August 12, 2021 by LegoDnD
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