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Posted October 07, 2020
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MichaelD.965: I wish Nick Cage traced his ancestors back to that famous 1800's photo of his look-a-like, but didn't earn any inheritance because his need to pay off an eternal debt is why we get so many nutty performances out of him.
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TwoHandedSword: Okay, but this also means that all his best performances (like Moonstruck, Face/Off, Mandy, and Leaving Las Vegas) never happened. Too busy paying the bills to be bothered with making a decent movie.

I wish that all teeth were self-repairing, self-replacing, and that wisdom teeth needing to be pulled was no longer a thing.
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Posted October 07, 2020
Granted, but actually no.

I wish the person above me would make a wish.
Posted October 07, 2020
Granted, he wishes for Two-Handed to understand that doing a job is HOW YOU PAY THE BILLS, FOOL.

I wish Nick Cage traced his ancestors back to that famous 1800's photo of his look-a-like, but didn't earn any inheritance because his need to pay off an eternal debt is why we get so many nutty performances out of him. Please understand how money works this time.
Posted October 07, 2020
Wish granted; i am the person "above" you and above MANY others, too; so i make a wish, or to be precise, repeat the wish that the person below me refused to grant me, even if twisted:

I wish everyone who stole from me, or accused me for things i didn't but they did, to be haunted by viruses, wartime hostilities, deadly attacks during peacetime, shortage of goods, total absence of luxury and for icing on the cake, to receive the very same bad luck that they enforced upon me.
Posted October 07, 2020
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish everyone who stole from me, or accused me for things i didn't but they did, to be haunted by viruses, wartime hostilities, deadly attacks during peacetime, shortage of goods, total absence of luxury and for icing on the cake, to receive the very same bad luck that they enforced upon me.
Granted. It turns out that everything you thought was stolen was not yours to begin with, therefore nobody stole from you and nobody got punished. Furthermore, it turns out that all the accusations against you are true, even if you don't remember them.

Hence, your wish fails to accomplish anything.

I wish that JavaScript had never appeared in mainstream web browsers.
Posted October 07, 2020
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish everyone who stole from me, or accused me for things i didn't but they did, to be haunted by viruses, wartime hostilities, deadly attacks during peacetime, shortage of goods, total absence of luxury and for icing on the cake, to receive the very same bad luck that they enforced upon me.
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dtgreene: Granted. It turns out that everything you thought was stolen was not yours to begin with, therefore nobody stole from you and nobody got punished. Furthermore, it turns out that all the accusations against you are true, even if you don't remember them.

Hence, your wish fails to accomplish anything.

I wish that JavaScript had never appeared in mainstream web browsers.
Granted. PHP somehow replaced JavaScript entirely...... but on the bright side, at least JavaScript is gone for good!

I wish I can wake up every morning completely refreshed and energetic, regardless of how long I slept last night.
Posted October 07, 2020
Who doesn't.
Posted October 07, 2020
Wish granted; you don't!

I wish for everybody to meet with the consequences of their choices, soon!
Posted October 07, 2020
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for everybody to meet with the consequences of their choices, soon!
Granted: You meet with the consequences of *your* choices, and they are not pleasant. Furthermore, those who have chosen not to take precautions against disease all get sick at once, and they all end up needing to go to the hospital. Unfortunately, the world's hospitals don't have the capacity to take everyone.

I wish for a game that is set in the Elder Scrolls universe, but whose perspective and basic gameplay is that of Fallout 1 and 2. (Modern Fallout resembles Elder Scrolls in many ways, so why not the reverse?)
Posted October 08, 2020
Granted, it's awesome, it's from Microsoft, it's an XBox exclusive.

I wish TES & Fallout games wouldn't leave me with such a weird feeling of broken promises and emptiness after playing for a few hours.
Posted October 08, 2020
Granted, you load up on all the best mods they become so amazing that it becomes your personal Matrix; your family discovers your corpse a year later.

I wish Nick Cage traced his ancestors back to that famous 1800's photo of his look-a-like, but didn't earn any inheritance because his need to pay off an eternal debt is why we get so many nutty performances out of him. Please understand how money works this time.
Posted October 08, 2020
I don't see a decent way to grant and corrupt your wish.
Schrödinger's Cage, Schrödinger's Nick, Nicolas's Cage... it's all the same. It doesn't change anything. Nick Cage is an actor and at the same time he is not. He can be rich and poor the same time, as to why he turns down parts in good films to take a role in a bad film, making that film the best film of the year just by being Nick monstertrucking Cage! I don't even think he has ancestors. He's an alien and at the same time he's not. Your wish is granted, but it's not.

I wish the person posting after me in this thread has a really good idea how to grant and corrupt MichaelD.965's wish:

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MichaelD.965: I wish Nick Cage traced his ancestors back to that famous 1800's photo of his look-a-like, but didn't earn any inheritance because his need to pay off an eternal debt is why we get so many nutty performances out of him. Please understand how money works this time.
Posted October 09, 2020
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MightyFloTheKing: I don't see a decent way to grant and corrupt your wish.
Schrödinger's Cage, Schrödinger's Nick, Nicolas's Cage... it's all the same. It doesn't change anything. Nick Cage is an actor and at the same time he is not. He can be rich and poor the same time, as to why he turns down parts in good films to take a role in a bad film, making that film the best film of the year just by being Nick monstertrucking Cage! I don't even think he has ancestors. He's an alien and at the same time he's not. Your wish is granted, but it's not.

I wish the person posting after me in this thread has a really good idea how to grant and corrupt MichaelD.965's wish:

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MichaelD.965: I wish Nick Cage traced his ancestors back to that famous 1800's photo of his look-a-like, but didn't earn any inheritance because his need to pay off an eternal debt is why we get so many nutty performances out of him. Please understand how money works this time.
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MightyFloTheKing:
Wish granted, I have. Then again, I enjoy MichaelD.965's repeated sulking in this thread rather too much, so I will not tell him.

Oh, the wish: I wish Venus could be terraformed in a matter of decades, rather than millennia.
Post edited October 09, 2020 by StarChan
Posted October 09, 2020
Wish granted; Venus becomes terraformed but not able to accomodate life, because its atmosphere contains high quantities of sulfuric acid, which cannot be "cleansed".

I still wish that my unique and precious, *polish* Star-Chan which also resides in "Other", to return to me...
Posted October 09, 2020
Granted, all you need to do is find her in Silent Hill, where you'll meet a sluttier version of her who dies multiple times and discover the real Star-Chan is already perma-dead.

Meanwhile I'm giving her a better wish corruption than you ever could: Venus is terraformed in just 30 years, by and for aliens who then proceed to exterminate all life on Earth for the same reason.

I wish body-degradation didn't happen, that we still have a biological clock ticking down but we remain youthful until it stops.
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