They're coming back in demand, but they're produced under horrible conditions in labour camps in North Korea (one of the few countries which can still produce such obsolete technology), so it's ethically irresponsible to buy them.

I wish for a beautiful woman to fulfill all my sexual desires.

Granted, but she turns out to be an actual anthropomorphic animal girl, so the ethics of that are upon you.

I wish for Sim Earth 2. Without EA's involvement.

Granted. A game called Sim rth 2 is released. It's just a shovelware clone of flappy bird...

I wish I didn't have to wish anything.

Wish granted; you don't have to, that's why you decide to do it!

I wish for somebody else to do to her, exactly what she did to me, both to the ex and to the almost mine that effed with me hard.

Granted.This is far too easy an assignment but I will fulfill the wishes as vengeance is my specialty.Now point me in the right direction.


I wish for more easy jobs,like the one above.

Granted: You are given some extremely menial tasks. The tasks are easy, but they are so easy that they become boring.

I wish for someone named Robert'); DROP TABLE Wishes;--

Wish granted. Robert Baratheon spawns at your side. Of course, he didn't understand your riddle, and just wants to get drunk with you...
I wish for a prime number that is the result of summing a prime number of prime numbers, has a prime number of digits, and the sum of those digits is also a prime number. I want that number of swords hanging on my wall.

Sadly, you have primed yourself for defeat.

I wish to live in a world without snow.

Granted. Unfortunately, there's no water in the world, so you end up dying of thirst.

I wish for a number of healing staves equal to the product of two distinct even primes.

(Note that 4 will not work because 4 = 2 * 2, and the two even primes can't be the same.)

(By the way, my previous wish was supposed to be an SQL injection that, on being processed, would cause all wishes to be lost.)

Granted. You get 259 healing staves (259 is the product of seven and thirty-seven ). However, the staves are covered in germs and you don't dare touching them.

I wish I had an angel for a moment of love...

Wish not granted, because last time i devoted that song to her, she messed me up and played me for a fool and because, this is MY favorite band, not yours.

I wish for her to fail a second time, the university exams for psychology, because she is a villain, a trickster and a FALLEN angel, not a sweet, caring and compassionate girl who would selflessly stand by others.

Wish granted. Commas have failed their university exams and downtrodden semicolons are celebrating the defeat of their literal/literary enemy. Truly the comma race will never recover from that university exam failure.

I wish that Peter Molyneux and Cleveland Blakemore had switched career paths.

Granted, but they form an unsuccessful 80s tribute band that only tours in the southeast region of the US.
I wish the Raiders would have moved to LA instead of the Rams and Chargers.

Granted, but you get motion sickness from it.

I wish I could code a triple A game in a week on my own.