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Your wish is granted, but the price for the games is far too high for anyone to afford.
I wish my laptop worked.
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d3adb01t: I wish my laptop worked.
Granted, your laptop now has a job.

Unfortunately, when your laptop is at work, it is not with you and you therefore don't have access to it.

I wish Tyrian 2000 were cheaper than it currently is on gog.com.

Edit: Further, I also wish for Jill of the Jungle to have its price reduced (currently too expensive for my tastes).
Post edited November 02, 2018 by dtgreene
Granted, the game pays you, but you can only use this money to buy TF2 hats.
I wish I slept better.
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d3adb01t: I wish I slept better.
Granted. You fall into a nice, restful sleep...

and *never* wake up.

I wish I knew which witch I dressed up as when I wore the dress from my witch costume.
Bumping because I would like the wish I made granted (for some definition of "granted") so I can make another.
Granted. The witch is... You!
Now the Inquisition is knocking at your door.

I wish I didn't have to cook...
Granted. Unfortunately, all the cooking appliances in your kitchen break down, so you can't cook even if you want to. As a result, all the food you have at home is rather bland, and eating out is unfortunately too expensive for you to do all the time.

I wish for a bug-free version of the game Hollow Knight.
Wish granted, but they postpone the final content update even further!

I wish the girl i went and fell in love with her like an idiot, to be with me, even for a short time...
Granted. She is with you, but with a knife she stabs you with. Ouch!

(Also, I think you missed the point I was trying to make with my wish. Hint: "bug" has multiple meanings.)

I wish that toxic masculinity would disappear (and not be replaced with toxic femininity).
Wish granted. Thousands of venomous species are now doomed to extinction, as males have disappeared making reproduction no longer possible.

I wish every government on Earth to be abolished.
Granted. There's no more government, and there's now anarchy everywhere.

However, as a side effect of your wish, the laws of nature have been abolished. This has many effects, like walls no longer providing protection from the outside, distances becoming meaningless, temperature becoming an ill-defined concept, and many other things that don't make sense. Eventually, the universe gets into a state where everything's the same, and it softlocks, somehow.

I wish for a Ring +2, +3 against dragons.
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dtgreene: Granted. There's no more government, and there's now anarchy everywhere.

However, as a side effect of your wish, the laws of nature have been abolished. This has many effects, like walls no longer providing protection from the outside, distances becoming meaningless, temperature becoming an ill-defined concept, and many other things that don't make sense. Eventually, the universe gets into a state where everything's the same, and it softlocks, somehow.

I wish for a Ring +2, +3 against dragons.
Wish granted, but the ring has a -10 to charisma and -10 to luck. Which basically makes the dragon take one look at you, find you incredibly unappealing, shudder and fly off, emptying its bowls while in the air (guess where it lands).

I wish for a higher mental capacity.
Post edited January 15, 2019 by SpikedSoul
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SpikedSoul: I wish for a higher mental capacity.
Granted, but you have no way of restoring your mind to its new capacity, so it isn't particularly useful.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Your wish is corrupted to a point that it can't boot itself, and must be completely formatted and rewritten.

I wish the next user was a smartass. :P
Well, your wish failed, as you used the word "was" where the word "were" would be grammatically correct.

I wish that every English speaker knew about the subjunctive in English, and knew exactly when and how to use it.