Granted, but the new schools are not that great; they're English lessons are awful!

I wish for the whole Nazi/neo-Nazi ideology to die out completely, and that I not be counted as a Nazi or neo-Nazi for this purpose.

Neonazism dies out...like all other ideologies it is exterminated when Islamists take over the globe, subjugate everyone else, ban atheism and end women's rights forever.

I wish for better dialogues in games.

Granted; however, in the process of adding better dialogues to games, they take out everything else. As a a result, all games are now just console applications that print a bunch of (admittedly well written) dialogue, at which point people start to question whether "game" is the appropriate term for it.

I are wish that Zero Wing are be released on GOG. Please, somebody set up us Zero Wing; Zero Wing are belong to GOG!

It is released on Gog, but this starts a trend where Gog gets taken over completely by Japanese games. All Western games are removed from the catalogue and the site becomes Japanese-language only. And eventually Gog starts selling even the sickest products of Japanese gaming culture like that Rapelay game.

I want to be god-emperor of Europe, known as "Morolf the magnificent", with total power over my subjects.

Granted, BUT you need to build a working time machine and go back 200 years to claim your throne, after which the people will rise up and use you as a pinata over a roasting fire, basicaly you will be Emperor for less then a day, and when they feed your flesh to the dogs, the dogs will praise you as magnificent, in flavor. after nature takes it's course, worms consume the waste and you become a sentient worm that lasts FOREVER, but never have the ability to evolve, so your the god of worms. your power as a worm is just so that all your fellow worms become failfull subjects willing to die for you. covered it all I believe(Bwaahaahaa)

I wish my exwife a long and happy life with people she loves....

Granted. She now lives on a small planetary colony with the people she loves...and no contact offworld.

I wish for a Triganic pu, which is a unit of fictional currency.

Granted, but it turns out to have negative value, and it puts you into debt.

I wish for the Wizardry Empire games to be released on this site.

Granted, they were all released but sadly it was after you were perma-banned so you couldn't buy or play them.

I wish there was a Kleetus game, where you control a Kleetus and get him to rob people, fight, take drugs and visit prostitutes.

With each action you could level your Kleetus until he became a Super Kleetus.

Wish granted as a mod for GTA V... However, it is multiplayer only and you have to pay to unlock!

I wish football fans and hooligans to beat up illegal immigrants more often!

Granted. A law is passed making all immigrants legal; therefore it can said that those fans beat up 100% of all illegal immigrants.

I wish for Mega Man Legacy Collection 2 to appear on GOG.

Granted, however, to be politically correct it was made as Mega Tran, a legacy game for pre-op transsexuals.

I wish I was sexual.

Granted, All mules love your phermones and Male silverback Gorillas want to breed you. Being the sexual beast you are you allow it.

I wish there was another planet where all the L33T people could be exiled to.

Granted; however, that planet becomes quite popular to the point that people *want* to become "exiled" there. Edit: Unfortunately, you can't be sent there because you used "was" instead of the correct "were" when making your wish, so you are not L33T.

I wish for Lizardcube (the company that remade Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap) to make a remake of Phantasy Star.

LizardCube makes a remake of Phantasy Star, for the SegaCD and OUYA consoles only.

I wish for the Midwinter series to be remade with loot crates.