Granted, but she will go back smoking again eventually. Unless you marry her. :D

I wish there wouldn't be any single passive smoker anymore.

Granted, all become 'active' smokers.

I wish household chores are made by themselves.

Granted, a series of affordable automatized robots are designed who do all household work from now on. Unfortunately, one day they rise up and overthrow humanity.

I wish I'd receive a good deal from a big game publisher company who'd finance all my game ideas.

Granted, but they still stay the same.

Granted, but your idea gets publisher bankrupt



I wish we had few days of decent weather.

Granted, all the time will be super cold, so people will always wear very heavy clothes and no one will be partially nude no where, not even inside home that´s really "decent"

I believe you forgot your wish, sir.

Edit: Nevermind, I'll just get one in myself. Embrace yourselves for incoming lame wish.

I wish System Shock 2 was on GOG.

Ops! yesh! i forgot my wish,

I wish there will be less games to play! i like all them! hahahahaha

Granted, but it will be removed a single day after its release due to copyright issues.

Granted, but that's literally the only thing you can do from then on; Play these small amount of games even if finish and get bored of them.

I wish everyone could be happy.

Granted, but you live in Florida.

I wish for my own personal harem.

Granted, you now have your own personal harem with twenty ladies in it whose only objective in life is to please you. It's located on Jupiter.

I wish people around Earth would just forget their differences and live as a huge global society with everyone working together to achieve goals that were previously thought impossible.

?????????????????????As far as I know there are women in Florida as well. And since it would be an international holiday, it would make no difference where you live, wheter it be in US, Slovenia, Croatia, Hungary, nudity everywhere. You failed neighbour :P
Granted, equilibrium of this planet seems highly impossible these days so everyone worked together to restore that balance by killing every other human being on the planet. Result, Earth's balance is restored, no more humans.

I wish for a tree that grows money, and another one that grows strawberries, and another one that can be used instead of batteries and it never runs out.

I was referring to the stereotype that Florida is full of elderly people who move there to enjoy their retirement. :P

Granted, but your trees fell chopped in a greedy deforestation currently undergoing in many parts of our world.

I wish that we could bring back into existence, the already extinct flora and fauna.

Granted, but 80% of the entire human population is consumed by hungry T-rexes and the rest need to fight for survival.

I wish I loved the taste of all kinds of vegetables.