Granted, GoG releases Twister: Latex Edition.

I wish I was twisty.

Granted (despite the grammatical mistake: it should be "were", not "was"); you are now a pretzel. Someone comes along and eats you.

I wish more people knew about the subjunctive in English.

Granted. A grammar police will be installed in your country to make sure it's properly used. First mistake (or omittance) costs 20 dollars, 2 years prison for the second and a public execution for the third.

I wish I could cook better.

Somehow, the message got corrupted to "I wish I could cook butter". Congratulations! You can now cook butter (whatever that means)!

I wish that, in Ultima 4, the Missile and Open spells didn't cost any reagents.

Wish granted. They cost in-game currency, though.

I wish Russia to ban FIFA 17; disgusting, just what the hell is EA thinking? (Since when football... Never mind, here this side, football is even in drug dealing and Panama-Papers off-shores, what the hell am i wondering again. Even my own nephew is anticipating that game, i can't have him watch that and turn into my niece or something, EWWW! *spit*)

Granted: the game, after being banned, becomes popular because of it. Furthermore, because of a comment in your wish, the wish-granting witch decides to turn your nephew into a girl anyway.

I wish that KiNgBrAdLeY7's username would change to QuEEnBrAdLeY8.

Wish granted. I sometimes do dress up to the opposite gender, but only during carnival time. But we have some months away from carnival events, so...

I wish Padoan to be succeeded by Grillo!

Granted, the gender reassignment surgery goes well and she opens a Grindr account with the username: QuEEnie (the 8 was cut off during surgery).

I was I was a gender reassignment surgeon so I could cut open genitalia.

Granted, but it takes a while, as you need to go through medical school and all the other requirements for becoming a doctor. Another year is added on because of the grammatical mistake you made in your wish.

I wish for a new WRPG to be made for the computer that does not require a mouse.

Welcome to Pilot Ace, the first WRPG that uses and requires an actual joystick.

I wish the US would finally convert to the metric system.

Wish granted, but people get confused and always make mistakes.

I wish for Grillo in Italy and Figion in France!

Granted. A lot of grilling goes on in Italy and fidgeting in France.

I wish for a new RPG with overhead (not isometric) 2D graphics.

Wish granted! You suddenly discover Pokemon Uranium and have a real blast (seriously, try it!)!

I wish for a UFO to kidnap me and put me to mate with a female alien!

Granted, Pokemon Neptomaniac and Pokemon Plutomaniac are released.

Unfortunately, they contain a lot of mania and are unplayable, causing you to go insane.

I wish Miss Dee would release a game, Pokemon Deemania, so I can play her.