Granted. Other people have shrunk down enough to fit in those footsteps, and are now following them.

I wish for somebody to make an RPG where you level down instead of up.

I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of min-maxers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

I wish lightsabers were a real thing.

Granted: There are now sabers that weigh very little.

Unfortunately, they are made of material that isn't heavy enough to be used in a weapon, and are therefore useless.

I wish for somebody to make an abstract puzzle game whose story rivals those found in many JRPGs and Visual Novels.

Granted, but its a board game that promises minutes of family fun... and doesn't deliver

I wish drive thru coffee shops that charge $5 for a latte would go out of business.

Granted; they are replaced with shops that charge $10 for a latte and somehow get so much business that the amount of traffic around them increases to the point where driving through those areas is no longer practical.

I wish that the Abortionplex mentioned in the following article: would actually be built.

Granted, but the discs contain no data and all require Steam to install.

I want to be able to fly I guess?

Granted, but the only way to land or cease forward movement is by slamming into a tree.

I wish for a faster typing speed.

Granted, you guess that you can fly, jump off a cliff, and attempt to start flying. Unfortunately, your guess was incorrect, so I think you can guess what ended up happening.

I wish that the Supreme Court (of what?) would rule that their rulings (including this one) are all invalid.
Oops! Missed this one! (race condition)

Granted. Unfortunately, you type so fast, faster than the software expects, that it malfunctions due to race conditions in the code. (For example, you type so fast that, when you save your work, the save goes through before everything you typed has been processed.)

You can't just multi-grant, only one grant per post.

It's no wonder you're -98, no wonder at all.

Granted. You only have two fingers now, so good luck.

I wish for happiness for everyone, free and clear.

Granted everyone gets free happiness but the ultra rich fat cats own 95 percent of the wealth and finances mandatory Soma pills for everyone free of charge.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but now the only games allowed are walking simulators. Enjoy.

I wish for a new drug

Granted, however:


You got a new drug,

One that made you feel sick,

One that made you crash your car,

And made you feel three feet thick.

You got a new drug,

One that hurt your head,

One that made your mouth too dry,

And made your eyes too red.

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I wish I could teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.

Granted, buts its Diet Coke

I wish to see Huey Lewis and Phil Collins fist fight