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Darvond: I wish for Nintendo to pull a Sega Saturn and just release the NX with no information or warning.
Granted, but the first batch of NX systems have a rather serious flaw that can cause them to explode, damaging whoever was trying to use it. As a result, the NX systems are recalled and Nintendo suffers a huge hit to its reputation.

I wish for KiNgBrAdLeY7 to post a picture of his boobies.
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dtgreene: I wish for KiNgBrAdLeY7 to post a picture of his boobies.
Granted, but his boobies have erupted with bot fly larvae.

I wish Miss Dee would bequeath me all her money and possessions and become my sex slave.
Wish granted. You pay her all your money and valuables, because sex slaves are costly, nowadays. Unless you buy one from ISIS for 8.000$.

I wish gog banned me.
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: Wish granted. You pay her all your money and valuables, because sex slaves are costly, nowadays. Unless you buy one from ISIS for 8.000$.

I wish gog banned me.
Granted but due to gog's shortsightedness, like a certain time limited demo, your ban only lasts a week.

I wish Nintendo would come out with replica of the original NES console with all games in it, and doesn't need batteries. Like they did with sega, atari and intellivision.
Post edited June 17, 2016 by DavidOrion93
With granted, but games are charged apiece and quite expensively, too.

I wish the Square Enix complete pack to be on sales before summer offers end!
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish the Square Enix complete pack to be on sales before summer offers end!
Granted: the complete pack is on sale for double its normal price. (In other words, during the sale, it's more expensive than normal.)

I wish that discussions about the recent shooting could be held without there being flame wars and hateful posts bad enough to get the topic closed.
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dtgreene: I wish that discussions about the recent shooting could be held without there being flame wars and hateful posts bad enough to get the topic closed.
Granted, although the flame wars immolated all the posters.

I wish Miss Dee would come to Australia with her lingerie so I can wear it and become her bitch.
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dtgreene: .
Mornin' Miss Dee ♥.

I've just bathed and deodorised, I'm antibacterial.
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Kleetus: I wish Miss Dee would come to Australia with her lingerie so I can wear it and become her bitch.
Granted, but then you get arrested by the Aussie Police for wearing Miss Dee's lingerie publicly and being a solo bitch in public.

I wish Piers Morgan would come back to CNN.
Post edited June 24, 2016 by DavidOrion93
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DavidOrion93: I wish Piers Morgan would come back to CNN.
Granted, but CNN decides to pull out of the United Stats; you can only view CNN if you are not in the US.

I wish for more RPGs in the style of ancient RPGs like Akalabeth and the original Ultima.
Wish granted, but they are like Titan Quest, exclusively dedicated in ancient Greece, Egypt and China!

I wish for tomorrow's results to be shifted, so the Bremain can become Brexit; otherwise, we are ALL screwed!
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KiNgBrAdLeY7: I wish for tomorrow's results to be shifted, so the Bremain can become Brexit; otherwise, we are ALL screwed!
Granted, but the screwing still happened and was done by giant post-op transsexuals with strap-ons.

I wish that strap-ons were standard attire and came in different colours, lengths and textures.

And I also wish that post-op transsexuals weren't judged by the success of their surgery, but by their content.
Post edited June 24, 2016 by Kleetus
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Kleetus: Granted, but the screwing still happened and was done by giant post-op transsexuals with strap-ons.

I wish that strap-ons were standard attire and came in different colours, lengths and textures.

And I also wish that post-op transsexuals weren't judged by the success of their surgery, but by their content.
Granted! I hope you like dangerous laser equipment in the trow.

I wish I could click on someone and give them a command based on my relationship with them.
Okay! What will you have me do?? Wish granted but just like hypnosis, i can't do anything that my moral code doesn't allow!

I wish for Brexit to reign supreme for another reason, too; to block that damned TTIP!
Post edited June 24, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Wish granted!!! By Marduk's beard! Damn that was a real breeze!!! 3 Cheers!

I wish for others to follow in those footsteps, too!