granted. but "she" wishes to be called "gender fluid" and will ragequit from your team in the middle of a battle and cry making "her" totally useful for "symbolism".

i wish for filipino trump to win the election.

Wish granted, Donald Trump is the next president of USA, baby! Whee!

I wish for British people to prove wise and display unity and self-preservation, by choosing Brexit over this black hole of a union and the irreversible transformation of their homeland into a fugly multi"cultural" mess of a tapestry. London was the first to fall and what the hell, it is the CAPITAL!

Unfortunately, it turns out that there is a per-sentence word length on wishes, and the first sentence of your which violates it.

I wish for an end to sexism and transphobia on this forum and all subforums. (Notably, this includes the Baldur's Gate subforum.)

Granted, but it spills forth unto the real-world in ten-fold power: cats and dogs living together, mass-hysteria type stuff.

I wish for the return of the original Grilled Stuft Burrito at Taco Bell.

PS: Brexit wish granted too, but it they just follow the 13 colonies and join the USA.

Wish granted. You pause for a moment to think and you suddenly beget an epiphany. NO ONE is afraid of trans people, NO ONE has a phobia! But at the same time, no one wants something constantly rubbed in their faces, especially if it is out of place inside a certain game and doubly so, when this "innovation" actually DESTROYED that goddamned game AND its LEGACY, too! Also, someone who is a gender bender cannot comprehend what sex/gender is actually, this is a paradox and an oxymoron all in and by itself! Gender BENDER, keyword, BENDER! Finally, people who like sex are not sexists, or people who want their regular fix of a dose of graphical sexual elements inside the media that are meant for ENTERTAINMENT, and not for political agendas or polemics and rhetoric. One's freedom ends right where the next one's begins.

I wish for Baldur's Gate originals to be AGAIN a standalone purchase here and remain like that ever after.

Granted, but Mizhena and other transgender characters have been added to those originals. (Fortunately, they manage to avoid introducing (or fixing) any bugs when doing so, which is quite impressive.)

Furthermore, your wish doesn't reach Icewind Dale; the classic edition of that game is still not available to purchase separately.

I wish more games would include transgender and non-binary characters without making it a big deal or using it as a joke.

(Interestingly enough, two of the Final Fantasy games (6 and 9) each have a playable non-binary character in them. 6 also has a character who is asexual, and that character isn't just some minor side character.)

wish cannot be fufilled because cherry picking technicalities pulled out of my ass and because my primary teacher triggered me at sports, and because I am a miniority colored race who used to be bisexual because punk rockers thought it was koolaid HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!

I wish for a communist muslim godless pagan country to win at ... FIFA Football(NOT soccer, amurikans!!!) 96 Universal Century.

Oh dear, it appears that your wish is internally inconsistent. It is therefore not possible to grant it.

Instead, you have been transformed into a (American) football (not the spherical type, but rather the one that is normally carried in the hands and is that sort of strange shape).

I wish North Carolina's HB2 (the discriminitory bill that forbids cities from passing their own non-discrimination ordinances, among other things) hadn't been proposed, and that the special session in which it passed had not been called in the first place.

North Carolina gets annexed by a Metalhead queendom in an alternate dimension so it never happened.

I wish for an ice cream and ham sandwich.

Granted, but the ice cream melts, leaving you with a disgusting mess.

I wish for a nice ice cream pizza, in which the ice cream hasn't melted and will never melt.

the pizza was sent to a 5th dimension where no humans in current spacetime existence will ever know what its properties are or probably ever will.

i wish for a lava sandwich.

Granted, but it's hardened and isn't exactly edible.

I wish for a glass of water with fire cubes.

Granted. You now have a tiny remote controlled helicopter. Unfortunately, it is way too small to fit a person, so you will have to settle for putting that cute Barbie pilot doll you've had for years (?) in it.

I wish I would get some high quality replies to the posts I've made in the Wizardry subforum about Wizardry games that aren't available on this site.

Wish granted. You start studying the Red Dragon indoctrination texts and you become a wizard yourself, so you can teach anyone who is interested in learning Wizardry, personally!

I wish for a nice pizza, still hot, to become mine today so i can eat for dinner!