Granted.

Because of a malfunction, you are rendered into 2D VR graphics. Sorry, but it looks like you are stuck inside a containment field until scientists can figure out how to make you solid again. You don't want to fall apart know do you?



I wish for one million dollars to go to the poorest man in the world.

Wish granted. I am the poorest man in the world, since i have been crapped over by kin, certain relatives, betrayed by friends, abused by girlfriends and condemned to at least one kind of death, like social, through fake accusations, forged evidence and lies from people who played friends while fucking me over and over again, for decades... Thanks for the money!

I wish Europe, to feel the curse of the Grandmaster, Jacques de Molay. It has begun, today's pope is kissing and licking the stinking feet of the devil breed, while the orcish invasion under a peaceful guise and fake facade of emigration, has started.

Granted. Philip IV and Clement V were called before God within a year to account for themselves, and Europe felt the change in leadership.

I wish for a new dry erase marker.

Granted, but as soon as it arrives, you accidentally drop it into a puddle of water and it's no longer dry.

I wish for Carolyn Petit to write a review of the new Balder's Gate expansion.

(For those who don't remember, she was the author of the following Grand Theft Auto 5 review that was more controversial than it should have been:
http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/grand-theft-auto-v-review/1900-6414475/
)

Wish granted, but she abandoned review half way; she entered in game a strip club and her ugly head exploded by the graphical imagery.

I wish Beamdog to NEVER RELEASE ANY OTHER GAME EVER AGAIN, or even better, to DISBAND, its assets be completely liquidated and NO OTHER COMPANY TO EVER OBTAIN OR SHOW ANY INTEREST TOWARDS OBTAINING EVER, the BGEE licenses.

Granted; all game companies never release any game other again, and the game industry collapses. There are no longer any new games to play.

I wish for the new Baldur's Gate expansion to outsell the original game.

It does. Then Hilary gets voted in as El Presidento for LIFE, listens to internet feminists for shit and giggles, and decides to ban all videogames(again), except she succeeds this time.

I wish that ALL the games that "feminist frequency" hates sell like hotcakes... and ham sandwiches.

Granted; hotcakes and ham sandwiches now sell rather poorly, and so do the games "feminist frequency" hates. In the meantime, every game that Carolyn Petit (who now works at Feminist Frequency) has ever given a good score is now selling very well. (Note that this includes Grand Theft Auto V, which she gave a "9" rating to.)

I wish that Undertale 3 would be released today. (Never mind the fact that there's been no announcement of Undertale 2.)

Wish corrupted by being expired.

I wish that this allergy season would go easy on me.

Granted: You easily succumb to your allergies.

I am repeating my previous wish since you failed to handle it:

I wish that Undertale 3 would be released today. (Never mind the fact that there's been no announcement of Undertale 2.)

It's released today but magically developed by the spirits of Troika , published by EA with free DRM, and only works with SteamOS and Redhat.

Your wish for corrupt files is granted. And to make sure you're totally satisfied, I've placed them in the boot sector.

I wish for a large deep dish pizza.

Wish granted. You get your large deep dish, which once, before, had pizza, but not anymore...

I wish war to march soon. I have concluded/completed my training and i am ready to "dance".

Granted, but it turns out you are ineligible to serve.

I wish for, in Baldur's Gate 3 (when it gets made), for one of the most important friendly characters (someone with major plot significance, and who is also available as a party member) to be a transgender woman.

(Also, why are my most recent posts in this topic "low rated"?)