Granted, but the reprint is poor quality, and the wish granter's definition of "affordability" does not exactly coincide with yours.

I wish for, on the next beautiful day with birds chirping, for those North Carolina representatives and senators who voted for House Bill 2, as well as the North Carolina governor, to burn in hell.

Wish granted, Scorpion teleports them to hell and makes them toasty; you have to pay the price to Quan-Chi, though (YOUR SOUL) and FAST!

I wish to not be sabotaged in my new working place, this time around and to make a permanent job for me, out of this whole "(mis)adventure".

Granted, but they are released in a buggy state, and when you try to uninstall them, they wipe out all the files on the computer.

(Incidentally, I believe the "delete everything on install" bug has actually happened in the past on more than on occasion, though not (to my knowledge) on gog.)

I wish for everything.

Granted, you get "everything". Now no one else has anything left. Jerk. The mobs lynch you. Incidentaly, you also broke physics and maths in the process. :p

I wish CD project red would make an RPG set in the fading suns universe

Granted. Unfortunately, as CD project red is unfamiliar with making RPGs (they've only made action games with RPG elements before), the game is of poor quality, with some serious game balance issues that make the game more frustrating than it needs to be. Also, it sells less well because some people don't like turn based gameplay for whatever reason.

I wish people would stop using the term RPG to refer to what are essentially action games with RPG elements. (This includes gog.com; in the last sale, sometimes gog would claim the next game is an RPG, but it would be a Ys game instead.)

Granted, unfortunately all other genres are now referred to as roguelike.

I want more (functioning) Ys games on PC as the one of Vita looks/performs horribly.

DONE! They only run on Steam OS and Redhat Linux.

i wish for a Zenislev "Wanzer" along with an impractical melee weapon.
frontmission.wikia.com/wiki/Zenith

Granted. What makes it impractical is that it is made out of Tofu, as Zenith is a vegan restaurant near here and was the first result on google.

I wish for an incident free flight to Texas.

Granted. As soon as you leave the plane, however, an incident occurs.

I wish people would stop complaining about the LGBT characters in the new Baldur's Gate expansion.

Done, they start complaining about all other characters in the expansion.

I want to be able to fly.

Wish granted. But you permanently become an ugly, fat, waste sucking, black fly, always buzzing terribly.

I wish i could cheat death, exactly how life cheated me.

Granted,you now live the rest of eternity as a ''men's'' toilet bowl.


I wish to be an 18 year old again.

Wish granted but you go to jail, because you tried to hit on those middle-school girls and you became 18 again, not 17!

I wish for some premium, at least 15 years of age matured, Cuban Rum of the finest quality!

Granted, but it spoiled over those 15 years.

I wish for the following:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ivpl/?pfm=_FeaturedProducts_9_ivpl

(Note that the linked product was an April Fool's joke, as you would discover if you actually clicked the "buy now" button.)