Off topic: which bill?

The one described in this article:
http://abc11.com/news/mccrory-signs-bill-overturning-transgender-ordinance/1258961/

Or, if you actually want to read the actual bill (something the legislature wasn't given the opportunity to do so before voting on it) (pdf warning):
http://www.ncleg.net/Sessions/2015E2/Bills/House/PDF/H2v1.pdf

Thank you.

Wish granted, you 're welcome!

I wish the Bulgarian people to prove prudent and self-preserving too, soon to erect their own wall full with barbed wires, against the orcish hordes invading Europe.

The walls are built, but it turns out that they are not needed and cause more problems than they solve.

I wish I could cast the Bard's Tale spells Heal All (note that this can even revive the dead) and Apport Arcane (teleport spell) in real life.

Wish granted, but you can only do so after signing a life pact with Lucifuge Rofocale, through the Grand Grimoire; your life is forfeit, plus your soul.

I wish i could summon Belphegor in material form.

Granted. Belphegor then attacks you and kills you.

I wish I could beat the easter egg battle in the IIgs version of Bard's Tale. (To start this battle, find the Mad God temple and say that the Mad God's name is "burger".)

Granted, they are precious to all the plants, just don't eat the brown eggs left behind.

I wish I could find a better wish.

Granted. Your better wish is "I wish I could find a better wish.".

I wish I knew where those brown eggs came from. (They certainly didn't come from the Easter bunny because bunnies don't lay eggs.)

Granted.

You spy an animal that has a woman's head and body, but the wings and feet of a bird. This thing that resembles a harpy smiles at you with razor sharp teeth. It looks as if she might try to take a bite out of your arm. Whoops wait that was a manga by the creator of Spiral.


I wish there were some more free game codes for the other members of GOG since the staff ran out of them during the insomnia sale.

Granted. GOG releases one million new game codes. Unfortunately, the codes are only good for shovelware.

I wish my student loans were paid off.

Granted, but you had to take out a high interest (non-student) loan to do so, and you have more debt than before.

I wish the way this forum works would be changed so that downrep abuse is no longer possible.

Okay...wait, no. I already did this one. Now it's uprep abuse.

I wish nutters would move on from blood moons to some other natural phenomena.

Granted, nutters now nut whenever the moon is nowhere to be seen (aka, all day long, every day).

I wish there would be an affordable reprint of the Dune board game out soon