Granted. Now there's room for a more popular flavor. Unfortunately, they don't actually make a flavor to fill the gap, so when you get a package of Starburst, every 4th piece of candy is missing.

I wish that the Resurrection Powder item (from Wizardry 8) existed in real life.

Wish granted! You suddenly rediscover Edward Kelly's miraculous deep-red powder, the one they used together with John Dee to create minuscule amounts of alchemical gold before the king and even claimed that it was one of the compounds for the elixir of life! Like Edward Kelly, though, you run out of it before you can prove anything before the witness...

I wish the 10 heavenly generals and gods of the warriors to protect me for the rest of my life.

Granted. You die immediately, therefore the heavenly generals and gods don't need to do anything to satisfy the wish.

I wish for somebody to make a speedrun video of Pokemon Red, Blue or Yellow in which the Silph scope is aquired (through the usual method; no item underflow or similar here) and used.

Wish not granted; everyone's favorite way of doing it is run from ghosts and use a pokedoll, on the Marowak ghost... Not even going to press the button on that poster! :P

I wish Streets of Rage Remake V5.1 to be sold here, on GOG and Bombergames to get a big fat share of cash! They deserve it!

Granted, but then GOG gets shut down in a lawsuit.

I wish for, at SGDQ 2016, for Tetris the Grand Master 3's Shirase mode to be cleared. (I believe it hasn't yet been cleared at a GDQ event.)

Granted. The sale ends immediately, so you don't need any caffeine, luck, or money.

I wish people would stop using the term RPG to refer to action games like Ys Origin and Dark Souls.

Wish granted. They now call them shooters, instead!

I wish i could become a legit blackbelt by sitting exams at some point; i am tired of being rogue, on the run and stuck up with homestudy courses (gym owner ousted me after he received a supposed call from his local police station, 3/4 of a metropolis away from my house i was forced to go, in order to avoid people that cause me trouble and that wasn't enough at the end)...

Granted. You are now a legit blackhbelt; unfortunately, you are now too weak to actually defend yourself.

I wish for pre-shredded cheese to be banned in order to make America grate again.

(The idea for this wish came from a tweet by burgerbecky.)

Granted, Pre-shredded cheese is banned from all over the states. It is replaced with a corn-syrup -based alternative though. Hey, it's not cheese, technically!

I wish my massive airfix army would keep itself clean ...

Granted, dust will no longer settle on your airfix army.
Unfortunately they all melted.

I want a pony.

You get a pony with searing red eyes and a fiendish temperament. It craves he-virgin manflesh over all other foods. Have fun with it!!

I wish the necronomicon would get some added stories by HP lovecraft, from beyond the grave.

Done! They're written in R'lyehian, however. I do NOT recommend translating.

I wish I'd gotten more than three hours sleep last night.

Done, however you will never sleep again.

I want a pony alternative to the last one I got.

Granted; you receive a mail delivery from the Pony Express.

I wish for the bill that North Carolina just passed on Wednesday to be repealed or ruled unconstitutional before the weekend is over.