Wish granted, but feminists start liking him and he starts banging them; feminists drop both name and ideology afterwards.

I wish this circus of a government to tax the hell out of the boorish peasants and lead them to starve to death. (those pig villagers, my enemies number one, two and various neighbors who give me hell daily, are all from their caste).

Granted, but they tax everyone to death, including the wealthy and the government, with the exception that the people who have been giving you hell somehow manage to avoid those taxes.

I wish that the harassment of feminists involved in the game industry would stop.

Wish granted, feminists stop harassing everyone, most importantly gamers, included!

I wish for major events to unfold already; it's 5 minutes past the grand plan's programmed lauch!

Granted, but they don't unfold as you would expect, and they *definitely* don't unfold in a way benificial to you.

I wish feminist gamers were the norm, not the exception.

Wish granted. No more hot coffee mods for anyone, for any game!

I wish cajnatalie to finish the Streets of Rage 3 Ultimate mod soon, i can't wait to play it!

Granted, the mod is finished and you can download it. The moment you fire it up a fatal error occurs due to an unsplatted bug and your OS wipes itself away.

I wish for a private dimension with easy access, just fit for spending some lonely moments

Granted, but there's no way out of the dimension.

I wish for a nice pasta dish modeled after the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Wish granted, but it reeks like old gym socks!

I wish North Korea to nuke america out of the world, so finally the wars, terrorist puppeteering (and even arming, training, funding), endless warmongering and constant meddling in foreign countries' inner affairs half a globe away from them (or even more), can stop.

Granted, North Korea nukes the entire world out of the world.

I wish that more men would openly identify as feminist and act accordingly.

Wish granted; everyone becomes a feminist and because women no longer accept any form of relationship with any man, all feminist women become lesbians and all feminist men go get themselves a plastic or robotic wife!

I wish nature to remind to every being its role in it and if they fail to adapt or evolve, punish the malfunctioning organisms, exactly as per the "natural choice" and "survival of the fittest" laws!

Granted. Since that is already the case, your wish does nothing.

I wish for Zoe Quinn's games to be released on GOG.com, for the same price they are available elsewhere (which, for some of the games, is $0).

Fails, as the British are part of the EU, and therefore can't sink or swim independent of the EU.

I wish for KiNgBrAdLeY7's next wish to not contain biased or loaded language; in other words, the text of the wish shall not indicate his bias towards any entities involved or his political beliefs.

Wish granted. I am not biased, because, if you didn't read the news, i have to break it to you... Recent politics speculate the Brexit and British people are to publicly vote on that. It is in their best interest to leave, doubly so since Germans "fear" that and EU itself is going to receive a mighty blow, possibly collapse entirely altogether as a union, even better... All empires/systems/powers have to decline and DIE some day and in cases like EU, the sooner, the better. Solution for everything lies in each *ethnicity* catering individually and INDEPENDENTLY to its own people and serve their OWN best interests.

I wish for people to be able to see the truth, in any matter, however ugly or totalitarian it might seem at first!

Fails because truth is such an elusive concept; it is impossible to absolutely define and prove truth.

I wish that the person granting this wish would realize that the claim this wish asks the wishmaker to realize is false.