Granted. An experiment at CERN goes horribly right, causing time dilation to an extreme global scale. Now we're stuck moving at 'normal' speed while an hour takes a whole day to pass.

I wish for energy freedom for all so we can abandon the problems of capitalism.

Wish granted, but then everyone faces the problems of communism, which are 100x the ones of capitalism...

I changed my mind. Since certain people see to it that i cannot make my life anew under any circumstances, i heartfuly wish for this sh*tty hellhole here to burn and smoke up to heavens and be doomed forever. Dump all Muslims, refugees and jihadists here, make these traitors who destroy their own relatives and kin pay up and bleed through their noses, make certain Hell's-ass never recovers and sees prosperity again. I wish my eyes to witness its utter annihilation and before i am a goner, for everything to be crushed.

Granted. Well, sort of. You have now been dumped in a Muslim majority country, in an area controlled by the Islamic State (ISIL).

I wish people (including journalists) wouldn't disrespect the name "Isis" (and the Egyptian goddess with that name) by calling ISIL "ISIS".

Wish granted. And without corruption, too. Gods and Goddesses are to be respected, people had been much more civilized and richly-cultured, when those belief systems with a pantheon of gods had been worshiped, once upon a time.

I wish for Gay marriages and especially, children adoption, to be implemented in Greek society RIGHT NOW and everyone who is against, to be punished by the new law against "discrimination against weak people".

Granted. Since you can't rely on what people are saying everyone gets equipped with a mind read device to control thoughts night and day. And even the shortest thought of rejection while dreaming or awake is punished hard.
So everyone ends up death or starving in prison.


I wish for my left leg to heal faster.

Granted, your left leg heals faster than a dead man.

I wish I could shoot lasers from my fingers.

Granted, but you can't stop shooting lasers from your fingers. This, naturally, gets them into trouble.
Granted. Of course, this results in that Golden Dawn, who you seem to adore for some reason, being punished. (Note: it is a fact that the Golden Dawn are against LGBT rights.)

(I know this was already granted by kmonster, but I just *had* to add my input.)

I wish we could had a serious discussion about feminism without feminists and those allied with them being heavily down rated.

And this sort of having to add your input is part of why people accuse you of continually jumping on certain things. kmonster already killed/starved him AND the Golden Dawn.

Granted. A serious discussion was had about feminism before down rating became common.

I wish for a free, hand carved, mahogany night stand.

Granted, but some rain forests had to be cut down for the mahogany to be made.

I wish people would stop having negative reactions toward feminism.

Granted. Feminism ceases to exist, and the negative reactions stop.

I wish for a flat screen computer monitor.

Granted. The monitor is entirely flat, and it fails to function as a result.

I wish this topic would slow down a little bit.

Granted, but your phone breaks right before the battery arrives.

I wish for more remixes and arrangements of Undertale music.

Granted but all Undertale music now sounds horrible.

I wish black and white 2 was on GOG.

Granted. Pokemon Black 2 and White 2 are on GOG. Unfortunately, not of the other Pokemon games are, and neither is the game you probably meant to refer to.

I wish for the user LeonardoCornejo to become a feminist.