Granted, but the new version has the computer hum the score in a very annoying way. Also, it makes random comments on your musicianship. Eventually, the physical integrity of the computer is compromised.

I wish for Donald Trump to show up drunk for his next speech, demonstrate his breakdance skills then spew vomit all around him.

Granted, but this pile of vomit becomes alive and attacks everyone except Trump.

I wish Undertale was released on the NES.

Granted. But Nintendo decides to add so much unnecessary censorship and changes in a way that the game looses all its appeal.

I wish for a night full of pleasant dreams.

Granted.

You'll never wake up.


I wish I could grant wishes.

Granted, but they're only as powerful as those granted by the AD&D spell "Limited Wish".

I wish for HuniePop to be released on a Nintendo console.

Granted.

Nintendo will take another pummeling by social media and forced to censor it to unimaginable limits.

I wish I could predict if a kickstarted game would success or not before release.

Granted, but your predictions are wrong half the time.
(I could have made them wrong all the time, but then you would have been able to take advantage of that.)

I wish for Undertale's Hard Mode to be completed. (For those who don't know, there is a special name you can give your character to start Hard Mode, but that mode ends after the first area of the game.)

Wish granted, but it is actually so hard, you never manage to beat it.

I wish the riff-raff rag-tag-brigades dumped on us, to be taken care of by Golden Dawn. They already started robbing and murdering 80 years old defenseless men in Athens, raiding vans whose aim is to bring donated food to them (they even stole the driver's keys...) and kidnapping each other to blackmail them for ransoms, forcing the police to deal with their Neanderthal crap. EFF you two multiculturalism, on the double!

Granted, but Golden Dawn also takes care of gog.com users named KiNgBrAdLeY7 before being thrown in prison and banned from all future elections.

I wish KiNgBrAdLeY7 would realize that the Golden Dawn are not friends and them coming to power would not be in his best interest.

Wish granted. I realize they are not my friends (like how nobody ever was, usually on the contrary), but "the enemy of my enemy becomes my friend", even if temporarily.

I wish people to remember the words of Turgut Ozal from decades ago, before it is too late for everyone in europe.

Granted, but the people who remember it aren't in Europe and don't have contact with any people that are.

I wish for... (doesn't know what to wish for)

Wish granted. You now know exactly what to wish for.

I wish I hadn't eaten both hamburgers for lunch today.

Granted. Now you teleported. Only that you did not bring any object with you. That includes clothes and shoes.

I wish that basketball was more popular than football.

Granted. Football is no longer played at all.

Basketball decreases in popularity, but it is still played, unlike football, so it is more popular.

I wish I had more time right now.