Granted. When you press that button, your apartment explodes along with everything inside! No more stress (?)!

I wish for the impending war to not start, before i master the first dan content.

Granted. As soon as you master it, the war starts, and it is a rather dramatic start.

I wish for there to be no impending war in the first place, and that the entities that would have gone to war to remain in existence.

I am going to make another wish:

I wish for this topic (in which the last post was 4 days ago) to be revived!

Granted. For the duration of my typing this post, it is revived. Then it dies again, clinically.

I wish to be abducted by kind aliens

Granted. They abduct you, brainwash you and you become the head of Earth's puppet government, obeying the alien overlords. They genuinely believe to be working for the greater good of mankind, so they qualify as kind.

I wish for JourneyQuest - Season 3's Kickstarter campaign to be funded.

Wish granted, but you fund it by paying a hefty sum in the form of tax; you cannot evade doing so.

I wish to find a competent lawyer to dig up archives for me.

Granted. Your lawyer just found archives of ancient Greek law. Unfortunately, as the legal systems of ancient Greece don't resemble those of modern Greece, the archives aren't particularly useful.

I wish that Wizardry 8 didn't scale enemies to your party's average level.

Granted, enemies do not scale anymore. from level 1 onward. Late game is a boring breeze.

I wish would deservedly get all of [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twCHjRQkz7c]Bergersen's fanbase. At least we might have some more good music instead of this base theatrism ...

Granted. Nobody cared as usual.

I wish for a ham samwich with ice cream on top.

Granted. However, the ice cream has melted, causing Sam's witch hat to become all messy.

I wish for a DRM-free PC version of Disgaea 6.

Granted! Unfortunately it only runs on Windows ME...

I wish GOG fixed the rep system.

Granted, unfortunately GOG closes the forum.

I wish for peace on earth I guess.

Granted. Every one is dead.

I wish I had an idea for a creative wish...

Granted, but you can't put it into words.

I wish for Wizardry 8 to be ported to the Commodore 64.