Granted, you get to write some music, you write a program to play it. When you get your premiere performance, it becomes apparent that the music program greatly embelished your work, which leaves the real-life performance a bit lacking in the credibility of it's musical merit.

hmm, unmanageble to the human voice? Bring out the Thereminvox! :p

I wish Big huge games would come back and make us another Rise of Nations game with linux support ...

Granted, but they don't get Bryan Reynolds to work on it, and as a result, the game is nothing like its predecessors.

I wish Sir-Tech would come back and make us another Wizardry, and I further request that Brenda Romero be involved.

Granted, but they use crowdfunding and end up spending the money on unrelated things, leading to the project being cancelled halfway.



I wish to have the time, resources, skill, and motivation to produce steampunk clothes and attire.

Granted, but you fall ill and do not have the health to produce those clothes.

I wish for Shovel Knight to get a free expansion that makes Shield Knight playable.

Granted, but the expansion renders all other classes unplayable for a myriad of horrible reasons ...

I wish Schnittke would rise from the grave and continue to compose

Granted, but unfortunately, he has to decompose first. This means he has decomposed some of his earlier works.

I wish Tchaikovsky would rise from the grave and write another symphony.

Wish granted. He forms a pact with death and becomes the new lord of castlevania, in "Symphony of the Night"!

I wish to have the penultimate secret of transmigration, the biggest religious/occult secret of the entire world throughout the ages, the staff of legend of the extinct Trog Jung Yoga, revealed to me. Since i cannot escape the ruins some people brought my current life, into, after all.

Granted: You find the secret of transmigration and use it. After the smoke clears, you are now a teenage girl. In addition, you learn that you are 6 months pregnant, but don't know what to do with the baby. (No, you do not know who the father is.)

I wish for a video game that contains a level based on the piece "A Night on Bald Mountain". (By the way, I recommend listening to this piece if you haven't heard it before.)

It contains the piece, but only in a Spike-Jonesified form. too bad, enjoy ...

I wish Philip glass would stump Hans Zimmer from his unrightful movie-Ost throne, and kick off a new age of minimalism in film music. It's not as if Zimmer can do anything against the likes of Koyaanisqatsi or The hours ....

Granted, but the music bores the audience due to how repetitive it is. As a result, such films do poorly and the style goes out of style.

I wish for somebody to write a film score that uses only the classical woodwinds (flute, oboe, clarinet, bassoon, other members of those families, but no saxophones).

Granted, but both remain rather fringe and people never realy cares.



I wish the fall of those who betrayed and abandoned me in the past.

Granted, but it seems there is one problem: At some point in the past, you abandoned and betrayed yourself. As a result, you have fallen and have lost your sense of identity.

I wish the continued success of every one who has helped me, in some way, in the past.

We successfully continue to live another day.

I wish my car had an "all the snow falls off" button.

Wish granted; but the snow is dropped indoors and on you! :P

I wish Valve to go bankrupt and CDPR to buy it, its shares, its assets, completely.