Wish granted; but for this to happen, censorship to be overthrown once and for all, religions have to be overthrown, just beforehand. Those of the Judeochristian and Islamic varieties, at least. (in antiquity art never met censor, only after theocracies appeared, that beast was spawned).

I wish for the Revival of Tachikawa Ryu and of Togakure Ryu (not the modern impostors).

I declare that this disclaimer is completely invalid, as it is highly discriminatory and can be seen as a personal attack.
Granted, they come back to life, but as vampires that hate humans. (I almost said zombies, but that would be too ordinary.)

I wish that people would stop seeing criticism as censorship.

Wish cannot be granted. Especially to someone who confuses words and meanings. For good god's sake, how on earth could someone confuse a school and a religion for ONE PERSON!?!?!

I wish for all judeochristian and islamic beliefs to suddenly expire and remain banished one and for all.

May I suggest not dipping toward politics, then?

Hardly a personal attack. He asked that you not field his political oriented wishes.

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Granted. All mistakes are called features, and buildings collapse from lack of structural integrity.

I wish to be able to create mountains at will.

Granted. You can now create mountains at a specific place named Will.

I wish that people who take a "no censorship" stance would understand fully what that actually means, and in particular that asking somebody not to say certain things could violate the stance.

I further wish that people would understand that free speech has its limits (the "fire" in a crowded theater example).

Granted. Everyone understands, and everyone's head literally explodes immediately afterward.

I wish to be able to turn stairs into escalators at will.

Granted, but unfortunately, whenever you do so, the escalators go in the wrong direction.

I wish to be able to turn escalators into stairs at will.

Granted. You are now able to absorb all the energy that runs any nearby escalator, though you don't have any extra protection against it.

I wish I had the ability to climb walls like Spider Man.

Granted, but you are unable to shoot web.

I wish my defense and agility were as high as that of a Metal Slime.

Let's just say the person who falsely claimed about being "attacked" has quite the history of both flamebaiting and derailing threads with its slacktivism / political agenda pushing...

In particular when asked to not do it, that's why LeonardoCornejo asked said subject to stop its behavior, along with other people who have made such advise in the past, sadly, to no avail.


Granted, but living in the real world, your agility becomes irrelevant in the face of gravity, a.k.a you can't even move on your own. And while almost invulnerable to physical harm, neither are you resistant to starvation or the flow of time, and thus die a horrible death, with nobody able to abridge your suffering.

I wish next user to be turned into a talking pig.

I am aware of dtgreene's tendencies on this forum, just as I'm aware of the tendencies of several other people in this thread. I've seen civility displayed by all involved, at one point or another, and I prefer that any fighting be taken to a different thread. I vote that we practice being civil, especially since this particular thread is supposed to be fun and has no need to devolve.

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Granted. Next_User is very confused by his sudden change in circumstance, but is given a good home and ultimately adjusts well.

I wish to have a dragon familiar.

I am not aware of any user making false claims of being attacked.

I am also not aware of any user who would be OK with being called an "it".

Therefore, your post is also a personal attack.
Sort of granted. You are now the familiar of a dragon.

I wish that I would get the motivation to actually write the computer game I've been thinking of writing for some time.

Granted; You have the motivation, but that doesn't mean it turns out to be a succes in the end ...

I wish I could manage a decent chord progression while writing many-part choral music.


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are we still on about the its/she's/he's/border cases?

Just let it be alright, I respect people of any sex/sexual orientation or any mixes thereof, and I'm sure many civil people on GOG do the same; And the few who do find the above reasons sufficient to discriminate and hate on their fellow humans are probably lost for all the activism anyways.

Just saying, I don't think you are winning over people who are indifferent or opposed to your views; And although I'm not in the least bit disturbed by the continuous mentions and will support every Trans/holebi/whatsitcalled's rights, some people definitely are fed up with it ...


And yes, I often bring in rediculous mentions of my own political preferences to have then mocked and corrupted. It helps me and my fragile mental state put things in perspective. just ask me if you want me to put a lid on it :p

Granted, but you are unable to come up with a melody. Furthermore, it turns out that your chord progression is unworkable due to the limitations of the human voice.

I wish I managed the motivation to actually write some music and a Python program to play it. (Note that this program would be using numpy and scipy to do the calculations and write them out to a .wav file.)