Granted, now Netflix blocks access from all IPs except localhost.

I wish I had the power to stop time.

Wish granted, but as a side effect, you become straight again!

I wish i could escape the ugly destiny 5 people are constantly weaving for me since 2005.

Alright, Destiny is dead. You no longer have to worry about that game.

I wish Splatoon was released onto multiple platforms and that the strange decisions Nintendo made were undone. You know, like limited map rotation.

Granted. Nintendo releases Inkling Girl Teaches Typing on the PC/MAC, Inkling Boy's Fundamentals on iOS/Android and Hotel Splatoon on PS4/XB1. All of therm are worse than Mario and Zelda CD-i games.

I wish Treasure Adventure World was released on GOG's Early Access.

Granted, but the version released has a critical bug that can delete your files.

I wish people would stop making assumptions about other people.

Granted, all people disappear forever.

I wish I could better play volleyball.

Granted, you're a pro at Vollyball NES.

I wish the Vita had a successor.

Granted, but it has few games and ends up dead due to poor sales.


I wish... I wish... God, I am runing out of things I would like to see in the world... I wish for the end of censorship in the media.

Granted, but as a result, you find the media innundated with content that even you find offensive. Furthermore, you find that the topics you stated you were tired of being brought up (earlier in this thread) to become overabundant in the media.

I wish features would not be removed from games when they are translated.

Edit: Expanded on the corruption a little.

Granted, but each objectionable content gets worse translation than Zero Wing's introduction.

I wish the Zika virus infectious would result in a big head, like in Theme Hospital.

Wish granted, but the mosquitoes spreading it now spread worldwide in their habitat, invading the whole world!

I wish ISIS to be destroyed completely and very soon, too.

Granted, all right wing organizations, including ISIL and the Golden Dawn, have been destroyed. As a result, there is turmoil in countries that previously had conservative governments, including Russia and the Vatican.

I wish water were an element rather than a compound.

Granted, but your ability only works in the air, not the water.

I wish to meet a bearded cisgender lady.

Granted. She introduces herself, then mugs you.

I wish for a faster car.