Granted: The pinball machine malfunctions and gives you a score far higher than it should. Shortly afterwords, the pinball machine stops working entirely and is decommisioned; therefore, nobody can see your high score.

I wish for a few bullet hell shmups to be released on this site with native Linux support.

That...actually happened to me one time...

Granted, but the few that are released are the lousiest ones on the market.

I wish that I could have a magically self-refilling plate of delicious pasta.

Granted, but the pasta is not nutritious. Also, the pasta starts to overflow the plate, creating a colossal mess.

I wish that there were a way to report posts for serious terms of service violations. (In particular, I am thinking of section 9g of the User Agreement, which I have seen violations of.)

Wish granted. You report them to me and i modify them to become even more offensive!

I wish the sexual offenders in Germany, Austria and Poland, to have the muslim and the indian treatment/punishment; tied down and having their balls chopped off.

Wish failed: Some sex offenders do not have balls to chop off. As punishment, *you* are given the treatment you describe.

I wish that people would be nice to each other on this forum.

Wish failed, as no such user actually exists. (Remember, my username starts with a lowercase letter.)

I wish people would make sure their wishes were valid before wishing them.

Granted, they verify them beforehand, yet still decide to make them, because they can.

I wish dtgreene would stop denying the existence of it's inbred twin sister Dtgreene.

Oh dear, you made a common English mistake: You used it's (= "it is") when its was meant. Therefore, your wish is equivalent to:
which is incorrect. Also, dtgreene is not an it, and dtgreene is not a twin.

I wish people would stop making common mistakes like its/it's, their/there/they're, and other cases of homophone confusion.

Aye bee leave watt yore real lea loo king fore ar Les calm 'n homo phones. Wright?

I wish I had a car that could handle the snow better.

wish granted, your car is now able to handle snow, but no other environmental conditions...

I wish people would just get along nicely and sensibly, everywhere...

Granted but controversial topics become the norm in conversation since no one is offended about them anymore which leads to some questionable changes in the way we see the world which you might not like or you might, such as forbiding religion to have any form of political influence and debunking most social sciences in favor of natural sciences.


I wish dtgreene realy ceased being so annoying and ceased trying to feed its views down everyone's throats in threads where it was not requested, specially in threads not related to such topics.

The wish does nothing, as the problem you are trying to solve does not actually exist. Also, "it" is not a proper pronoun to refer to a person.

I wish LeonardoCornejo would stop posting in this thread.

Granted, but you two keep fighting anyways in some other thread, since apparently this entire thing is rapidly devolving into an attack on you.

I wish I had some popcorn to eat while I watch this mess.

You got some popcorn, but the mess already ends before you get a chance to eat it.

When you do eat it, you discover that is not in fact popcorn; you got pushcorn instead. (This is a Hofstadter reference.)

I wish for messes to disappear entirely.