Guess you didn't properly read...

Granted, but they are zombies, and as such require their daily dose of fresh brains to even remotely stay "alive", so let's not even talk about the amount it would require for them to reach somewhat coherent writing again.

I wish more newly released games where original IPs, rather than another sequel to another milked-to-death series.

JUST AS PLANNED. :)

Granted, but IPv4 is too entrenched for any more Internet Protocols (IPs) to take hold, so said games die out.

I wish I could cast spells in real life.

Granted, your spell list was extracted from Progress Quest. Hope you enjoy casting Cone of Annoyance.

I wish I had a fish.

You made a wish
To have a fish.
Now there's a fish
And a knish
Upon a dish;
They look dee-lish!

I wish I could make money selling poetry.

Wish granted; but you sell your works well only post mortem, exactly like all poets, painters and artists in existence...

I wish the 3d world war which is being brewed, to NOT happen. I no longer wish to watch sh*t burn all around me; i finally want peace and love and the ex who visited me on new years eve but i didn't have the guts to welcome and talk with, to become mine again.

Granted, you now live in the void.

I wish for a cheeseburger.

Granted but the cheeseburger is infested with bugs.


I wish the steelers won the super bowl this year.

Granted, the Steelers will have won the super bowl this year, for exactly 5 mins, then suddenly all players drop dead like flies due to their excessive doping and drug usage... Meaning they will get disqualified afterwards.


I wish there to be a 99% off promotion on all games on my wishlist for next week.

Granted, but all digital distribution services stop selling the games afterwards and updating existing copies. The developers continue to sell and update the games on their websites, but with draconian DRM.

I wish i could turn Internet cookies into real cookies.

Granted.

But your OS will turn into a potato.

I wish Trump would win the election.

Granted. Trump wins, banishes all Muslims from Earth and replaces them with aliens.

I wish I could go back in time in order to buy Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures on GOG.

Granted, but the download keep paused one time after another meking imposible to you to play it.

I wish i could have a computer that improves every year so i can play every single new game.

Granted. Your computer goes like a wave and you get to play every new game released. But with that, every old game becomes unplayable, unable to handle and recognize all the new graphic cards and other parts.

I wish got an all-paid traveling ticket to the next Burning Man.