Granted, but you are unable to turn this ability off. As soon as you enter an area where there are a lot of people, everyone's thoughts enter your mind, overwhelming it and causing you to fall unconscious.

I wish for a quintillion US dollars. (Note that, since I specified US dollars, the ZWD corruption won't work this time. Find another one.)

Granted. A huge pile of worthless US Confederate dollars is yours to command
(hint - it rolls up into excellent fire starters)

I wish I had the ability to banish troublesome pests to another dimension

Wish granted. I was almost banished and by myself, too; but then i paused to think for a moment and decided to come back, since i recovered and all...

I wish Golden Dawn to come to power, here. Europe will "die" soon, unless we can fend off the invading orcs.

Granted. The Golden Dawn makes all religions except for the Greek Orthodox church illegal, and sends all violators, including you, to Nazi-style concentration camps.

I wish that all neo-Nazi groups (including the Golden Dawn) would die out and become irrelevant politically.

Granted, but after making a joke, you find yourself laughing so hard that you can't get up and have to be taken to the hospital, still laughing.

I wish for Class of Heroes to come to gog.com.

Granted. Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes comes to GOG instead.

I wish my Samsung Smart TV had native VPN support.

Granted, but it is only able to connect to localhost.

I wish for SMB to be released on gog.com.

Granted. Nintendo agrees to release the game, but only under one condition - Mario will not be able to jump in the GOG version.

I wish for Ocarina of Time to be released on GOG.

Granted, but being a Nintendo exclusive, it will only run on a system made by Nintendo. So not on PC, even with an emulator.

I wish all of the old classics from the PSX / PS2 era were properly ported to PC and made avaible DRM-Free on GOG.

Granted, except that the witch in charge of this wish decided that PSX games were too modern to be called classic. As a result, the number of old classics from the PSX / PS2 era is zero, so as a result of the wish, you got zero games ported. (In other words, your wish did nothing.)

I wish for the temperature to go above freezing and *stay* there.

Granted, but it forever stays at +0,000000001°C.

I wish someone will make a Undertale mod which turns main hero(ine) into Villager from AC/SSB4 and post a Genocide playthough on YouTube.

Granted, but the mod breaks the Sans fight, causing the game to crash and the ending of the game to not appear in the video.

I wish for a hack of Earthbound that replaces the battle system with Undertale's battle system.

I wish Neon Genesis Evangelion was real.

Granted, but you cant flirt.

Thanks for tearing a hole in the space time continuum, lack of wish haver.

I wish Nintendo would hire a competent writer or even use voodo magic to bring one back from the dead so they could write lore and sensible stories for their games.