Granted; teleporter was working great until one day everything went *literally* shit. Talk about cleaning..

I wish NOLF could get released somehow.

The wish is parsed as "I wish no LF could get release somehow". As a result, the wish does nothing.

I wish for Wizardry 8 to be remade (demade?) in Wizardry 1's engine.

(By the way, I have no idea what NOLF is, since you haven't provided any context for the random abbreviation.)

Spot on!

NOLF = No One Lives Forever = Great FPS that (most possibly) we won't see it re-released anytime soon due to legal stuff.

Granted, Wizardry 8 will be remade in W1's engine but it won't be released DRM-Free on GOG.

I wish therefore I am. :)

And you are not.

I wish for a level 200+ Bishop in Wizardry 1.

(In all seriousness, in the original version of said game, there is a well-known glitch that makes it easy to get one, except for the fact that it takes a while for the computer to process each level up.)

Granted. He is placed into all your games as opposing monster at the stairs so you have to grind for a very long time on level 1.

I wish I'd be much better at doing things simultaneously.

Granted, but you are no longer able to focus on just one task. (In other words, if you have just one thing you need to do, you can't do it.)

I wish, in Wizardry 4, there were a way to reach level 13 so that HAMAN and MAHAMAN would work.

(Of note, I actually did hack the game to reach those levels, and those two spells are fully functional in that game.)

Granted, but when you do it, it loudly plays the song from this video.

I wish that I would quit procrastinating on my work.

Granted, but you discover that your workload has increased to the point where, even if you spend all your time working on it, you can't finish by the deadline.

I wish for a Touhou x Wizardry crossover.

Granted. It's full of stronk indie women with GMO-grown nanotech dicks. You can't choose males or asexuals or remove the dicks.

I wish for a Pee Wee Herman movie set in the Babylon 5 universe.

Unfortunately, shooting wrapped early on the never-to-be-finished movie. Here's the final scene filmed:

PEE WEE: I know you are, but what am I?

GARIBALDI SHOOTS HIM

GARIBALDI: Dead. You are dead.

*

I wish I could afford DVD box sets of all my favorite shows.

Granted, but the DVD sets are removed from sale, making it impossible for you to actually buy them.

I wish for a quintillion dollars.

(Am I going to get the corruption I'm thinking of, or another one?)

Granted. You got a quintillion Zimbabwean dollars, which are worthless today.

I wish my Amiibos (Nintendo figurines) were alive in reality for one day.

That was actually the corruption I was thinking of.

Anyway...

Your Amiibos come to life and immediately start fighting each other. Once the fighting ends, all your Amiibos are damaged beyond repair.

I wish for a real-life Klein Bottle.

Gee, I wonder where I've seen that one before...?


You receive a bottle produced by the Klein Glass Company. (This wish hasn't been corrupted, so much as it's been... twisted. :p)


I wish I could still see normally, but also into the ultraviolet and infrared.