Done. You get one hundred TRILLION dollars!

Unfortunately, it's in the old Zimbabwean currency, which is currently worth, um, well... zero. So there you have it: money that is equal to free.

I wish SpaceX would hire me.

He hires you but since you didn't specify as what, he does so as his personal fuck toy! :P

I wish we could teleport in time to the point of the new witcher 3 expansion's release!

Granted. You are hurled back in time to the release of the first expansion since you didn't specify.

I wish uPlay and Origin were deader than yesterday's dodo.

Granted; the dodo are now alive and extremely common.

I wish for a Star Wars movie in which Princess Leia is trained in the use of the force.

Granted. But she is trained by Jar Jar Binks and and a dozen others of his race, each of them getting more screentime than Leia.

I wish I could convert my mass into energy at will, like in Einstein's E=mc^2.

Granted, but it's solely about that one guy spending the whole movie between doing his tax declaration, visiting the unemployment office and trading in foodstamps (for a total movie lenght of 3hrs where nothing else ever happens).

I wish DRM would be made illegal and all digitla media had to be (re-)released without it.

Granted. All major publishers abandon digital media entirely, and there are no new releases.

I wish for someone to make a Touhou fangame that plays like Undertale. (In truth, I actually expect this to happen.)

Granted, but it takes place in a gritty reboot.

I wish I had some wine.

Well, you can get some by going to winehg.org. Unfortunately, it doesn't currently run on Windows.

I wish for a Rey action figure.

Wish granted, but figure is naked and has a long *thing* hanging from its front side.

I wish the moon goddess to grant my wish tonight, when i burn spirit money and write the petition on parchment and ink.

Unfortunately, it is cloudy and the goddess can't read your writing, and therefore grants the null wish instead.

I wish fir Rey to appear in a remake of one of the earlier Star Wars movies (even if it makes no sense for her to appear there).

granted, but the remake will also feature Jar Jar Binks

I wish I could see lots of fireworks displays from home on New Years Eve (instead of needing to go to crowded parks etc)

I actually liked Jar Jar Binks, so that corruption isn't a bad thing. Anyway...

Granted, but the fireworks are so close to home that they set a fire in your house/apartment building.

I wish for a turn-based roguelike to have a puzzle mode added in an update. (For an example of what I mean, look at Fay's [sp?] Puzzles in Shiren the Wander.)

Sorry, you get Undertale instead.

I wish GOG released Undertale before the end of the year here.